Chuck Palumbo & Shawn Stasiak vs. Corporal Cajun & General Rection vs. Juventud Guerrera & Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Mark Jindrak & Sean O'Haire

[0.0] "This has to be the all-time most confusing wrestling match of all time. At first you'd think this would be like an escape to win type match, then you see Jindrak & O'Haire get thrown out, and you think it's an elimination battle royal type match. And then The Perfect Event just leave willingly. So everyone else can win, but only one team can lose. This is stupid, idiotic, and moronic, and a waste of a hell in the cell. People who say the Reverse Battle Royal, and King of the Mountain match are convoluted need to bear witness to this. The only cool part was Sean O'Haire's Seanton Bomb & Roundhouse Spin Kick, and that finishing powerbomb. Everything else was nothing worth of note, as they the final two brawled on top of the cell and led to nothing. This was an exhausting nine minutes of stupid pro wrestling, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul."