[1.0] "A match where being on industrial quantities of drugs wouldn't just be helpful but positively required. There was also a Third Mr X in there, lovely to see a whole family break into the business together. The easiest way I could describe this is that it is like when you would all pretend to be wrestlers in the playground with your mates and try and do moves on each other without any thought. Except when I used to pretend to be Ken Shamrock there wasn't a big fat dude in sumo trunks and a lucha mask. No wonder the Council closed my school."