Gino Caruso vs. Patch

[1.0] "This shit was so boring and it was less then 6 minutes, how do you manage that? The finish with them dragging eachother in and out of the ring before they get counted out was the only thing I found slightly entertaining. After the match they go around the ring high-fiveing the crowd and go backstage like nothing even happened. Completely pointless match. This is not getting a 1 because anything atrociously bad happens, it just really that pointless. This match is so pointless that the only point I think it'll ever get is this one vote from me right now."