[7.0] "This was a silly, entertaining mess of a match. Riara performing multiple dropkicks to the big Jackson to zero effect; Marika and Riara forcing alcohol down each others throats: The Brahman Brothers spitting water over everyone; Jackson being brought to his knees with a double drop toehold before a Riara dropkick finally had an effect, driving Jackson's face into Marika's crotch, then being further driven in there by a suitcase and further still by a bowling ball; Weapon use; Riara being soaked by a bucket of water; And a wacky piledriver bump for the finish. Yes, this was far from a technical masterpiece, Good Ol' JR most likely would have described it as "bowling shoe ugly" but it was a lot of fun."