Eric Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me the privilege and the honor of introducing to you my mentor, my brother and the man that made this industry famous: none other than Hulk Hogan."

Hulk Hogan: "Where's that no-good Dixie Carter at? ['Hogan sucks'] Well, I like to welcome all the TNA-maniacs to my company. You know, Eric and I decided: Enough of the the gaga, it was time to take what was ours! Where's she hidding at, man? Well, you know there is a motive to this madness. We tried to do the easy way, but no no no no--Dixie Carter didn't wanna do the easy way. You know, she talked me into coming down here to TNA. She promised me the keys to the car. She promised to take all my ideas to take this company to the next level. But no, Eric, Dixie didn't wanna do it the easy way, so I just took and just grabbed everything that was promised to me and I made it ours, brother. This is now a company of Hollywood Hogan's Immortals, brother. Because with us at the helm, Eric, this company is gonna live forever." ... Read on!