John Morrison: "Hi, I'm John Morrison and at Bragging Rights I'm gonna prove why being the Intertontinental Champion is far more superior to-- Miz, wait a minute. You got a championship. Is that thing real, buddy? Or did you get this at wweshop.com?"
The Miz: [lacht ironisch] "It's real. And I am you United States Champion, The Miz."
[Buhrufe]John Morrison: "And welcome to the return of the Dirt Sheet."
The Miz: "WWE presents a new concept in a PPV called Bragging Rights. It will determine which show is far more superior than the other. Is it Raw or--"
John Morrison: "Or is it SmackDown?
[Jubel] Now, we will also determine which former member of one the greatest tag teams in WWE history is superior."
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