[Booker T is making his entrance, when the familiar Harlem Heat music cuts off midway through. A confused and irritated Booker heads into the ring to complain to ring announcer David Penzer, when J. Biggs comes out onto the ramp.]J. Biggs: "Book... you look a little confused. So let me take this confused look off your face, and let me just explain to you what has just happened.
[Stevie Ray and Big T of Harlem Heat 2000 come out to flank him]You see, the music that you've been coming out on has been, is, and always will be, the property of Harlem Heat Incorporated. Which, mind you... which, mind you sir, you no longer are a part of. So, therefore, I have seen fit that you are permanently enjoined - and what that means is, you can no longer use that music ever again. But that's okay, but that's all right, hold up, hold up, that's okay! You see, because my new clients here, Harlem Heat, they're very generous and benevolent people, and they don't want to leave you without anything. So, they've collaborated and they have something very appropriate just for you. Hit the music.
[A generic instrumental rock track, not fitting Booker T at all, plays] That's good. That's good. That's good, that's good. That's good.
[The music fades out] It's meaningless music for a meaningless person such as yourself.
[crowd boos] Okay, all right.
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