[It's the day before the Royal Rumble, which is scheduled to have several special guest entrants including Terry Funk. Todd Pettengill is in the middle of the ring ready to interview the man himself]

Todd Pettengill: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Texas legend; Terry Funk!" [Funk makes his way into the ring]

Terry Funk: "OH YEAH! I'm HOME! This is MY state! This is MY town! I'm in the heart of Texas, where I want to be, Pettengill! This is where I want to be, and everybody out here knows that I'm a wind-millin', pile-drivin', neck-breakin', back-breakin', bear-huggin', wrist-lockin', knee-droppin', toe-holdin', son of a son-of-a-gun. Meaner than a rattlesnake, tougher than shoe leather, and more dangerous than a hollow-eyed scor-pine [scorpion]. And I am ready to RUMBLE! [Funk stalks around the ring as the crowd cheers] Yes I am! I want to know what number I'm going to be in that ring? What number am I going to be; am I going to be number 1? Or number 29?" ... Read on!