[Roddy Piper is on the set of Piper's Pit with Eddie Gilbert, who has recently returned from a both a legitimate injury (which he suffered in a car crash) and a kayfabe injury inflicted by The Masked Superstar]Roddy Piper: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's certainly a pleasure for me, and I'm certainly-- it's certainly a pleasure for you to be here, ahh.. My guest today is Mr. Eddie Gilbert, uh, which we're going to ask some very candid questions, uhh, this is the hot seat... and uh, Eddie, first of all, it's a pleasure to have you here. Uhh, 22 years old, is that correct?"
Eddie Gilbert: "That's right, Mr. Piper."
Roddy Piper: "Uh, here's a young fella - and I want to point this out to the wrestling world, something that hasn't been brought up - has been wrestling since he was 17 years old, who has had some misfortunes, and now you're 22 years old - by the time I was 22 years old, I was a light-heavyweight champion of the world, and here you are, with some misfortunes, and we all know that your father was a great wrestler and he has been handling your career and, as hard as this is to say, unfortunately it's uh... misfortunes on your father's part, because I don't think he's given you the respect due to you, throwing you into-- In other words, what I'm trying to say to you is the stupidity on your father's part in throwing you into certain--"
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