4 | 30.07.2023 | Killerman | 5.0 | DAN/HILLBILLY/MR/TARZAN- What was originally scheduled as a 1 on 1 turned into a triple threat then turned into a 4 way with ALLEGED PEDO Dan Maff. Tarzan and Fantastic kinda beat the piss outta eachother. Another highlight has to be the fact that Tarzan tryed to do the Grim Reafer gimmick. The match ends after Dan comes out and kinda just destroys everyone. Honistly kinda top tier chaos. 2and1/2*. GREEN/EDDY/WX/PONDO- I mean it was what it was, these men are way to old to go. I love all them but Pondo and WX needa hang it up specifically. Very boaring spectical you could call it. 1*. LOU/ERIC- Great match I cannot lie, Lou and Eric can both go places if they keep up these kinda profomances. Lotta cool and stiff looking spots throughout. Also they inroduced the first tubes of the night so you gotta love that. 3and1/4*. LUDARK/TESSA-Well this was kinda stupid, classic XPW fuckery at its finest. Match didnt pick up till near the end a very unmemorable match untill Kat Martini and Tessa make some sorta deal. 1and1/2* SHLAK/BODY-This was a murder scene. Shlak beats the tar outta TheBody, both take bumps on the razor board till the finish takes place. After the match takes place Shlak crusifys Body in the corner (XPW doing their best ECW impressions I see) and starts hucking multiple lighttubes at the body untill Body gets a terrible cut on what looks to be his neak or chest area. Anyways it was terrifying, decent stuff. 2* AREOBOY/13- Well it's kinda hard to rate a match you couldnt really see and for once it wasnt XPW's productions fault. The power went out in the building but the show kept streaming on hardcam in what I think is a first. The in ring action you can see was bogged down by terrible production problems but at the same time the longer the problems were going on for the funnier it was. I'm gonna have to give this match a 1* not due to any of the performers, it's just you couldnt see half of what happened when the power went out. ALEX/MAGA- So after a solid 15 mins the power comes back on the we get a very stiff solid match throughout. Throwing punches, barricades, chairs. At one point I'm convinced Necro broke his hip or somthing when he got driven down onto the floor. Anyways the finish comes when Tessa Blanchard comes to the ring and helps Alex win the match inna very unessasary ending. Maybe setting up for Alex vs Tessa in what could be a very interesting clash of styles maybe. 2*. Honestly the show was pretty terrible but middle of the road for XPW standards. The only thing I'd recommend going outta your way for is the Eric Dillinger/Lou Nixon match. |