[1.0] "The opener was fun and fast, with a lot of daring moves, but the result is completely out of left field, entirely derails a popular character ascension that will never recover and will lead to a very boring junior division for the next year. Zandig jerkoff session is very phony and self-indulgent. Dahmer/Kabuki was actually decent wrestling, but was also completely useless, had a horrible looking finish and felt out-of-place on this show. The Trios Match felt rushed and messy, jam-packed with stuff but not letting any worker shine. Sonjay/B-Boy was bottom-of-the-barrel awful, featured shitty action, stalls until a phony finish and culminates with Sonjay Dutt cowardly kissing the crowd's ass. The CZW Tag Team Championship Match frankly underachieved, relying too much on gross comedy, while applying ill-conceived elimination order that crippled the early match quality. BLKOUT/H8 should have heated up a nascent feud, but instead the barely reunited H8 Club completely squashed the more talented BLKOUT and prove to be awful selfish wrestlers. Deranged/Hyde was a bad deathmatch, with ridiculous weapons that killed the illusion of reality and a terribly botched finish that made the crowd actively boo and reject the result, negating all of their over-the-top carnage and bloodshed. The main event started with a nice presentation, but that stretched over 20 minutes and became unbearably overbooked and meaningless, the match was just random stuff in an enclosed space that felt contrived, and finally John F'N Zandig who is supposed to be retired had to win the whole thing so he can keep feeding his humongous ego and keep pretending to have a big dick. Seriously, this is a repulsive show, has after the fun opener the night tumbles off, getting progressively more and more awful as Zandig and his pet pet projects crush more talented wrestlers during three miserable hours of bad wrestling, some of the most offensive booking in CZW's history."