[5.0] "First things first Idk what kinda version I watched but this was fucked lmao, I think it was the delta home video version but im not to sure. The dubbed music and weird edits are so bad. First match was fine I guess. Nothing I'm gonna remember by tomorrow. Also went on for to long. 4/10 Balls/Bill was kinda impressive. Fuck the crowd chainting you fat fucks to them, those big bastards did shit some skinny mfs couldn't do. Short but good match 5/10. Spike/Taz was short and sweet. It established Taz even more somehow but I wouldn't go as far as saying it's a squash as LSD hold his own for the most part. Spike is just a great seller. Dude gets thrown around quite abit in this match. The highlight of this comes when Taz hits Spike with a brutal looking Alabama slam. Weird gripe with this version but in the middle of the match I think Taz flips off the camera and it has a weird censor effect over it for some reason? Anyways it's not a mind blowing match due to how short it was but it's certainly worth a watch if you can find it. I thought it was quite abit of fun atleast. 5/10. Shane/Chetti so Shane saying fuck isn't censored but Taz's middle finger is? Allright then. Match takes abit to long for my liking to get going. Tons of rest holds, not really the fastest moving action. Brutal moment in the match when Chetti gets powerslammed on the bare floor. The most infamous moment of the match was after Francine interferes with the match leading to Rick Rude coming down and infamously lifting up Francine's dress, picking her off the apron and carrying her to the back while eating her out. What the fuck lmao. Chetti hits a cool move in what Joey Styles dubs "the double jump moonsault" but he misses leading to Douglas hitting a belly to back for the win. A very old school wrestling feel to this match, I didn't hate it so much as I thought due to it not being my cup of tea. I will admit it was pretty damn solid though. 5/10. Funk and Dreamer/Richard's and Raven is just a badass, chaotic, ECW brawl that involves some good, albeit confusing storytelling that only ECW could bring at the time. Very much enjoyed every time Raven grabbed a microphone. Also to Raven for that innovative use of the broken table aswell. Surpised Stevie pinned Funk even if it wasn't clean due to Louie running in. Stevie showcases himself well here. 7/10. The Eliminators/Big Dick and D-Von Dudley/The Gangstas didn't start off how I was expecting it to. The Gangstas don't appear for a few miniutes for some reason and thank god. I really didn't wanna let this shit version of the show get in the way of my review but good god, even the networks dub of Natural Born Killaz is better then this shit. Thankfully the music does stop playing after like 4 or so miniutes. Anyways The Gangstas bring in tons of weapons, people start bleeding, Saturn does a insane dive over the guardrail onto somebody. Even Bubba who apparently has a broken ankle gets involved. At one point D-Von completely no sells a springboard dropkick from Saturn while Kronus is holding him in quite the awkward moment. There's really so much but so little going on at the same time, just tons of weapons shots with 0 psychology essentially. In a memorable moment Kronus starts skipping around and hitting people with a umbrella. He also goes crazy with a croquet mallet. That double total elimination on Mustafa and Big Dick Dudley for the finish was so dope. I really liked that finish alot. 3/10. After the match Bill Alfonso comes out to cut a funny heel promo where he is saying he's gonna get ECW banned which leads to Tod Gordon coming out and kicking Bill right in the balls then beats the shit out of him untill the roaster runs down to break it up. This isn't mind blowing stuff by any means but it's allways great to see Bill get his comeuppance at the time. Dreamer/Louie isn't all that special other then when they fight up on the bleachers and HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN! WHY TOMMY WHY! Tommy getting thrown down those bleachers has to be up there with one of the most insane things I've ever seen a wrestler do to themselfs and please for the love of God nobody should ever do that again. I have no idea how he walked away from this remotely okay. This really is a one spot match but holy fuck is that one spot ever memorable. 3/10. Terry/Richard's/Sandman/Raven first things first the disco ass music Sandman gets on this version is absolutely hilarious. Idk how you go from Metalica to a Jackass party boy type beat but weirdly enough it kinda fit with him lmfao. Raven starts beating Sandmans ass before Funk even gets to the ring. The beginning of the match is Sandman working on Raven and Stevie working on Funk then vice versa until Stevie gets fed up of Ravens abuse and Stevie kicks him which leads to Raven getting eliminated first. 2 great back to back awsome moments that made me pop. Stevie takes a beating and keeps kicking out even managing to kick out of a double pinfall attempt from both Sandman and Funk. Shortly after that Sandman grabs a guardrail that'll doom Stevies career. Stevie eliminates Sandman with a Stevie kick to the back of the head aswell as one to the face leading to Stevie getting the pinfall but as Stevie gets up Terry drops the guardrail right on the back of Stevie head which in turn breaks his fucking neck in a terrible moment. Its not a bad match but it's nowhere near as good as their Barely Legal match but it was still fine and had some cool moments in it. 5/10."

[4.0] ""Adequate" seems the right rating for this show. It's clear ECW was trying to figure out their direction after the first PPV, and this was very much a basic show to keep the fans happy."