Rob Van Dam:
[Er wendet sich an die WWE-Wrestler auf dem Balkon der ECW-Arena.] "Let me say, it sucks bad enough that you're in this building sucking up some credit that you've got absolutely nothing to do with. Shut your mouth! This got nothing to do with you! Tonight, it's gonna be one of the biggest pay-per-views all year. And it's exactly because these people, just like me, just like Fonsi, are sick and tired of having to have you and your likeness shoved down their throat every time they wanna watch wrestling. Tonight, we give them what they wanna see: E-C-W!
[Es ertönen die ECW-Sprechchöre.]You deserve zero credit for tonight's success. They office might be buying to it, but these people are gonna let you know. That's right, I don't have any creative geniuses writing my script tonight, folks. So I'm gonna be shooting from the hearts and I'm gonna take you back to a time before RVD's vocabulary was limited to 'whatever' and 'cool'. Remember that, Fonsi? Remember when RVD had a vocabulary, when I had a voice? You remember when these people were chanting my initials from the opening of the show through the intermission all the way to the main event? Remember that?
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