[Bob Backlund has just triumped over Bret Hart in a submission match, after Hart's mother Helen threw in the towel]
Todd Pettengill: "I'm here with Bob Backlund and he did exactly what he said he would do. Agree or disagree with his tactics, he is now two-time WWF Champi-"

Bob Backlund: "Wait, wait a minute. First of all, young man, it's MISTER Bob Backlund. And you're incorrect: I've been the champion since 1978. I never lost the Championship. Tonight, I just regained the belt. [see Note below] And I beat the man that represents your society. I beat him so I could SAVE you! I'm gonna scrutinise you, to the fullest! Pasteurise you! Homogenise you! And synchronise you! Back into MORAL-ity!

You understand, ladies and gentlemen? It's sports education. I'm YOUR champion! And I'll take on aaaanybody.

[Dropping his voice to a whisper] ... Read on!