Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman
[Buhrufe] and it is the greatest privilege of my career to serve as the advocate for the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar, the conqueror of The Undertaker's streak. A streak that lasted nearly a quarter of a century, a quarter of a century that ended in 3 seconds at the hands of the conqueror Brock Lesnar.
["Bullshit"-Chants] I understand how you feel. You're in shock which shows me your lack of intelligence because we hate to say we told you so but, ladies and gentlemen, WE TOLD YOU SO! My client stood before you with this shirt-- now, here it is and I know how difficult it is for you to read but it says 'Eat, Sleep, Break the Streak'. And you had the temerity to doubt the strategy of the greatest manager in sports entertainment history, Paul Heyman, or the physical credentials of the most dominant ahlete in WWE ever, Brock Lesnar!
[Buhrufe] Hey, let's get one thing straight. Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces, Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put tears in the eyes of children.
[Jubel] But now that you know all the headlines let's go a little bit off page and shoot from the hip, shall we?
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