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"Punk, I need you"

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Promo Data
Title:
"Punk, I need you"
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Date:
22.01.2010
CM Punk: "There is a reason that myself and Luke Gallows became Number One Contenders for the Unified Tag Team Championships last week. And there is a reason that we will bring honor and respect and restore the dignity of the Unified Tag Team Championships, when we defeat two very morally corrupt individuals in Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Right here, next week. And we become the new Unified Tag Team Champions. And that reason is very simple. We are Straight Edge. And it's that same thing that is gonna propel me past 29 other superstars in the Royal Rumble match to win and become the first ever Straight Edge Royal Rumble Match Winner. Because when you're Straight Edge, it's very simple. You're a winner. Unlike all of you losers here in the WWE Universe. You can boo all you want.

But I see you people for what you really are. You're cowards. You hide behind bottles of pills. Cans of beer, cartons of cigarettes. I look out here and I see this sea of depravity. I see you morally corrupt people rotting right before my very eyes. I see parents - carelessly drinking and smoking in front of their children. Insuring that the next generation will be as hopelessly addicted as this one has been. I see a very misguided, weak-minded majority. I see this majority reach out and beg and they plead - for a savior to reach out and grab them by the hand and take them to the promised land. And it used to make me so sick. But now it just makes me smile. Not only because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am better than all of you - but I know that I can wash away all your problems and I, and only I, can save each and every last one of you! If you pledge allegiance to my Straight Edge Society.

So, who is the brave, fortunate one tonight that wants to be saved? Who is the lucky individual that I will touch and make their lives complete? Who is sick of living--[Als Punk und Gallows um den Ring herum gehen, springt eine Dame aus dem Publikum über die Absperrung, rennt auf Punk zu und fällt ihn an. Gallows hält sie zurück, kurz darauf wird sie von der Security weggeführt. Punkt schaut sich die Szenerie nun im Ring an, während die Dame Punk mit "I need you" anfleht.]

Security! Security, wait, wait! Just wait, wait a second. This young lady needs me. I can tell. Let her go. This is on me, this is my responsibility. Luke, bring that young lady to me. [Luke eskortiert die Frau in den Ring.] It's OK."

Lady: "I need you. Punk, I need you. You have no--"

Punk: "I know, I know. I know. It's OK. I can look into your eyes right now and I see a lifetime of pain, I see a lifetime of suffering. And I know that I'm the one that can help. What's your name?"

Lady: "Serena."

Punk: "Well, Serena. Serena, I'm gonna ask you a question that these cowards can't ask themselves. Serena, are you an addict?"

Serena: "I--I am, I am an addict. I'm sorry. Listen, I really want to change and I know--"

Punk: "I know, I know. Sshh. It's OK. I know, you are just like all of these people out here, mindlessly waiting in line at the pharmacy like a zombie, waiting for your next pill. I know. I know that you sit at your mundane job and you count the hours and you watch the second hand tick until you can get off work and take that first sip of alcohol. I know."

Serena: "You have no idea. There were times when I couldn't survive without my pills. I took 'em when I woke up and I needed them all--"

Punk: "Sh sh sh. Serena, I'm here to let you know that it's OK. It's because you're among friends now. You used to be surrounded by enablers that didn't care about you - how I care about you. Just like right now we are currently surrounded by enablers that not only don't care about you - but they don't care about themselves! No self-respect. No pride. But I can take that all away, Serena. See, I can look in your eyes and I can see that you've taken steps towards sobriety. And every step you take forward, you get pushed three steps back. But it's one thing, Serena, it's one thing to reach out and pledge sobriety. But it is a completely other thing, it is a completely other thing to draw an X on your fist and pledge allegiance - One Nation Under Punk - to the Straight Edge Society. To learn, to live and love your life the way intended to be! So I have one more question for you, Serena. Are you ready to pledge allegiance to me and my Straight Edge Society?"

Serena: "I'm ready. I've been ready--"

Punk: "Sshh. Then please. Sit down. [Serena setzt sich auf den Stuhl, Punk kniet neben ihr] Serena, I want you to raise your right hand. No, no, Serena. I want you to RAISE your right hand. I want you to touch the sky. I want you to be proud of who you are. But I want you to be more proud of who you're about to become. I want you to repeat after me. Serena. I accept Straight Edge into my life. [Sie wiederholt den Satz.] I accept CM Punk as my savior! [Sie wiederholt auch diesen Satz.] Serena, I want you to know that right now from this moment on, you will never ever know how much you mean to me. And you never have to walk alone again. You will never again question who your friends are. Serena, are you ready to prove your devotion to me? Through actions as well as words?"

Serena: "I'm ready." [Punk küsst ihr die Stirn, lässt sich dann das Haarschneidegerät geben und rasiert ihr den Kopf.]

Punk: "It just happened to Serena. And I want all of you sheep out there to know that it too can happen to you. Ladies and Gentlemen, one more person who is better than the entire WWE Universe. I give you Serena! The newest member of my Straight Edge Society!"
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