"We will only use the words ass, damn, hell and bitch (D-X State of the Union)"

Shawn Michaels: "Good evening, my fellow Americans. This past week, D-Generation X was informed that TSN, Star TV, Sky Sports, and USA Network is drawing the line on Standards and Practices as it relates to WWF programming and D-Generation X. In the future, we need to be careful of what we do, and what we don't do. Again, D-X gets in trouble every time we do something gratuitously. Therefore, the following is the Standards and Practices that D-X promises to adhere to."

Triple H: "From the hours of 9pm to 10pm, we will only use the words 'ass', 'damn', and 'hell'. We will never, however, use the words 'shit', 'faggot', 'fuck', 'Jesus Christ', 'goddamn', or any other racial or sexual slurs. From 10pm to 11pm, we will only use the words 'ass', 'damn', 'hell' and 'bitch'. We will never, however, use the words 'shit', 'fuck', 'goddamn', 'Jesus Christ', 'faggot' or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be less dick references."

Shawn Michaels: "Awww, shit!"

Triple H: "Watch your fuckin' mouth!"

Shawn Michaels: "Woah, fuck me..."

Triple H: "Goddammit... fuck!... Anyway, there will be less references to our enormous genitalia."

Shawn Michaels: "Oh, and one last thing. Even though many of you believe that currently the favorite pastime in the 'Oral Office' is 'swallow the leader', I did not, I repeat, I did not sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact, I was UP, ALL, NIGHT! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Note: This promo was heavily censored on its initial airing. An uncensored version was made available on a D-Generation X VHS release not long after, in which the phrase "references to our enormous genitalia" was replaced with "penis references".