"I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night than slapping you around"

Edge: "Can you smell it? Can you feel it? Can you feel the excitement in the air? There's nothing like the feel on a night of a big World Heavyweight title match. And we have one person, one person, that we can thank for it. She's my fiancée. She's the love of my life. She's the general manager of SmackDown!, Vickie Guerrero."

Vickie Guerrero: "Thank you, thank you! ["You suck!"] Baby, tonight, I am so excited to announce that the Undertaker-Batista-World Heavyweight championship match is now... are you ready?... a No Disqualification match."

Edge: "She's not only beautiful, she's a genius! So that means that the Undertaker and Batista can do whatever they want to each other, use whatever they want to beat the hell out of each other and get a victory. It's all so exciting! But it's not half of exciting as this Sunday, because no matter who walks out of here the World Heavyweight champion tonight, this Sunday at Backlash we will crown a new World champion... ME! We'll also crown a new ECW champion in Chavo Guerrero! It's gonna be a great night for me and my familia..."

[CM Punks Einzugsmusik unterbricht die Festivitäten.]

Edge: "Well, look who it is. It's CM Punk! What... You know, it's a tough break about the King Of The Ring tournament. You almost had William Regal beat, but he still managed to pull it out. And that means, if Regal is the King Of The Ring, what does that make you, the Queen Of The Ring? HAHAHA!"
Chavo Guerrero: "More like the court jester!"
CM Punk: "You guys got jokes, that's cute. Well I got a briefcase, so you two clowns wanna call me something, call me Money In The Bank!"

Edge: "You think because you're sporting that briefcase, towing that briefcase around, that you'll take it to the top? Because I'll have you know..."
CM Punk: "Yeah, you know what? I thought, winning the Money In The Bank match at WrestleMania was a much better way to the top than, say, sleeping with the boss... like somebody I know..."

Edge: [sichtlich verärgert] "I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response, because you wouldn't understand the love that Vickie and I have for each other."
CM Punk: "Dude, that's gross! And that's not something I even wanna understand!"

Edge: "Why exactly are you out here, PUNK?"
CM Punk: "I'm glad you asked, EDGE. Consider it a public service announcement, I'm letting you and everybody else here know that I have a championship match any time I decide to cash this sucker in. And it could be here tonight. It could be Sunday at Backlash. The fact is, you don't know, and that really bugs you, doesn't it?"

Edge: "Well, tell you what, Punk, after I become World Heavyweight champion this Sunday at Backlash, I suggest you think long and hard before you ever think about cashing in that thing on me!"
CM Punk: "Well, check out the big ego on you! I wasn't actually thinking about you! I was thinking about... Batista. And the fact is, Edge, I think Batista can beat you. I was thinking about... the Undertaker. And I KNOW he can beat you. But since you brought it up, and now that I'm thinking about it, I think I can beat you too."

Edge: "You better watch your mouth, PUNK! And remember whose house you're in! Unless you wanna end up in this ring with me here tonight and I can remind you!"
CM Punk: "You know, I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night on SmackDown! than slapping you around. Good idea!"

Vickie Guerrero: "Congratulations, Punk, your fat mouth has just talked your way into facing Edge, one on one, tonight."
Edge: "And Punk, you're not gonna have to worry about cashing in that Money In The Bank, because after tonight you're gonna be bankrupt!"