"Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American"

[Shelton bereitet sich in der Umkleide auf sein Match vor, als Trish Stratus nur mit einem Handtuch und einer Gesichtsmaske wegen ihrer gebrochenen Nase bekleidet und mit Schlafzimmerblick auf ihn zukommt]

Trish Stratus: "Hey Shelton."

Shelton Benjamin: "What are you doin' here?"

Trish: "Oh me? I was just takin' a long hot shower. And where are you off to - looking so pretty?"

Shelton: "Monday Night? RAW? I got a Six Man Tag Match. William and Eugene need me."

Trish: "But what about my needs? What about Trish?"

Shelton: "Oh sugar, don't worry: You find somebody else, I mean you're the biggest slut on RAW."

Trish: "You're so uptight... you need to loosen up. And I know just how."

[Trish ist im Begriff, ihr Handtuch fallen zu lassen, als Vince McMahon die Szenerie betritt]

Vince McMahon: "What the hell is going on here? It's... a woman in a towel. I mean... this is uncontionable. This is scandalous. I can see the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones... the racial overtones..."

Shelton: "Excuse me?"

Vince: "Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is not the NFL. It's damn sure not the NBA. Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the audience. And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it."

Shelton: "You know what, you really need to lighten up!" [Shelton verlässt den Raum]

Vince: "But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the virtue… Is he gone? "

Trish: "Yep. " [Trish lässt ihr Handtuch fallen und fällt Vince um den Hals, wobei die Gesichtsmaske sich als Liebestöter erweist.]

Vince: "Oh my god! Oh, Oh yeah! [wendet sich an die Fans] Are you ready for some wrestling?"

- Dieses Segment war eine Parodie auf ein Eröffnungssegment einer Ausgabe von Monday Night Football, in der Schauspielerin Nicolette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives) ihr Handtuch vor Footballstar Terrell Owens fallen ließ, was im prüden Amerika zum Skandälchen reichte.