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"You don't even realize that me and you, we've been playing Catch with knives"

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"You don't even realize that me and you, we've been playing Catch with knives"
Date:
14.04.2014
Bray Wyatt: "Society as a whole has become this wild and putrid thing. YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, says the man [lacht]. You see what they want you to see and you feel whatever there is they want you to feel, but I am different. Where you see a blank canvas, I see a beautiful painting. And where you hear silence, I hear symphony. I have a thousand faces and a million names! Seducer, Accuser, Destroyer. And you, you may call me by whatever name you see fit but know this and understand that I have never once lied to you. But we all know who has, don't we? Hell, John Cena has made a career out on lying to you all. He earns your trust hidden behind his porcelain smile but don't be fooled. He is no man, he is a beast. And don't you worry about a thing, kids. I'm-- I'm not gonna let him do this to you anymore. I got him, I got him right where I wanted him. Up against the ropes, on the edge and all he needs is one last little push. Abigail shall be my sword through this crusade but I do not wish to slay this monster. Not yet. Right now I just wanted to come out and play. How about it, John? I know you're back there."

[John Cena kommt in die Halle]

John Cena: "Come on, let's play. What a great idea, Bray. But the last thing I need right now is another push, nobody wants to see that. I wanna have some fun. Are you guys ready to have some fun? [Jubel] Me too, because these guys come down to the ring and always so serious. Why so serious, man? You tried your best at WrestleMania to bring this monster out but I got news for you. It doesn't exist. No, no, no, I want it, I wanna try something different with you today. I wanna try to have some fun, what do you guys say? [Jubel] I don't judge anybody but I look at these guys, The Wyatt Family, and I think if I can just get them to the happy hour, they would be the life of a party. Rowan, Rowan-- look at you, man. I bet you got jokes for days. And Harper, you'll be the type of guy that goes streaking right through the quad. And Bray, I gotta tell you. It takes a man's man to wear white pants. You got that Hawaiian shirt, that Michael Jackson leather glove. This guy is secretly a ladies' man [Jubel]. We get them a couple of drinks, loosen them up, get'em around some of that Birmingham honeys [Jubel]. You all know how the story goes. Bullseye! [Jubel]

You see, Bray, these people like to have fun, they like to have a good time so I'm gonna put a smile on your face which leads me to your family. I think we should get everything out in the open [?]. You always talk about this Sister Abigail and I was wondering is she even real or not? So I did my homework, I did the Google Machine and I found her on MySpace. Ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever I bring to you, Sister Abigail Wyatt! [Deutet auf den Titantron wo eine Fotomontage zu sehen ist, was für Lacher sorgt] Look at her beauty. Look at her facial hair. I mean, Bray, you should be proud. I look at you and I look at her and the next thing that pops in my head is 'man, what is Bray Wyatt's mom look like?' [Raunen]. So after a quick search I found her on Tinder. She is one hot momma. Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Joe Wyatt! [Ein Foto einer alten Dame mit dem Kopf von Luke Harper wird gezeigt, was auch für Lacher sorgt] That's a seductive stare. But guys, congratulations is actually in order for the Wyatt Family 'cause they got a new member, born one month ago. A beautiful baby girl. And I had to call my connections to TMZ to get the first ever fotos, but I did. Tonight, I bring to you Chastity Lynn Wyatt". [Ein Foto mit einem Baby mit dem Kopf von Erick Rowan wird gezeigt. Wieder Lacher im Publikum]

Bray Wyatt: "Oh, John. You-- you're all hilarious. I can't get enough of it, John. And every time any serious threat gets in your face all you know how to do is make jokes about it."

John Cena: "So, you want serious. Fine, you should know that I can get serious just as good as anyone. Because rolling into WrestleMania you put my back against the walls. You forced me to fight for everything, you made me get serious and your ass found out when John Cena gets serious, Bray Wyatt gets beat [Jubel]. Let's be careful what you wish for, Mr. Wyatt. Because this time you got it. But this time the tables are turned. What happens if you're defeated again? You'll be the desperate man. Now, you will fight for everything and I am going to force you to do something that you have not done since you stepped in the WWE. Every single week you talk and you talk and you talk. But without your fool family all you've proved is that you can not back up what you say [Jubel]. You take these two crazy Santa Claus wannabes out of the occasion and you're not the eater of the world, you're the eater of the world's largest cinnamon bun. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna force you to stand on your own two feet and fight like a man by yourself. You want serious, here's a serious challenge. Extreme Rules, you face me inside A STEEL CAGE!" [Jubel]

Bray Wyatt [lacht]: "Oh, I like that, John, oh I like that. You don't even realize that me and you, we've been playing Catch with knives, yeah. And sooner or later one of us is gonna get stuck and it's gonna be really bad, John. And my question to you, how can you be 100% sure that it won't be you? You wanna see fun, John?! You want me to have a good time?! Well, I ask you, my brothers and sisters, here in my backyard. We will no longer allow this fallacy to rule us. THIS IS MY WORLD. AND IT BELONGS TO ME!" [Wyatt geht auf die Knie und singt "He's got the whole word in his hands"]
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