"I will be a martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind"

[Vince McMahon begrüßt das WWE-Universe zu Raw #1000 und kündigt anschließend D-Generation X an, welche in gewohnter Weise zum Ring kommen]

Shawn Michaels: "Wait a second, wait a second. I gotta-- I gotta-- I gotta-- I gotta catch my breath. Okay, now. [Jubel und "DX"-Chants] Now, don't get me wrong. I'm feeling this, I'm feeling-- this, okay? I'm feeling it. But I'm feeling I'm missing something. Like I can see I obvious got my pants on. I know I remember my underwear 'cause I can feel a bunch of nuts while I'm talking. But I still feel like, you know. Something's missing."

Triple H: "No, you're right Shawn, something's missing. I can't put my finger on what it is. I mean you got all the gratuitous mercha on: wristbands, tshirts, glow sticks, anything else we can sell. But what could it be?" [Grübelt]

Shawn Michaels: "Well, I mean obviously-- I know I have my underwear on. Do you have your underwear on? Is that what it is?"

[Triple H "kontrolliert" ob er seine Unterwäsche an hat]

Triple H: "Check! Underwear on." [Triple H und Michaels reden durcheinander]

Hold on. Did there used to be more of us? [Jubel] I can't hear you, I said 'Did there used to be more of us?" [Lauter Jubel. Michaels und Triple H deuten auf die Stage, wo Road Dogg, Billy Gunn und X-Pac in dem Armeefahrzeug von der 'WCW-Invasion' vorfahren. Im Ring gibt's die große Reunion und das obligatorische grüne Feuerwerk]

Road Dogg: "St. Louis, we're about to take you on a Missouri boat ride straight down memory lane. Now then: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Tonight D-Generation X proudly brings to you its five time WWE tag team champions of the woooorld. 'The Road Dogg' Jesse James, 'The Bad*beep*' Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws." [Jubel]

Triple H: "Wow, if this isn't a start but I just gotta know one thing-- Are you ready? [Lauter Jubel] No, I said 'ARE-- YOU-- READY?!'. Then, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. And well, appearently for me 'cause I am the only one left to the full head of hair [Raunen und Lacher] And because this is the 1000th EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT RAW! And I will see each and everyone of you when we hit 2000. [Jubel] LET'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!"

[Shawn Michaels und Billy Gunn möchten jeder den Catchphrase fortsetzen]

Billy Gunn: "This is uhm-- this is uhm-- this is my part."

Shawn Michaels: "What?"

Billy Gunn: "This is my part. He did never give me that much but this I did pretty good. This is my-- "

Shawn Michaels: "Well, I-- And I understand that but this is actually-- it's my part. I mean-- I'm the originator of all this and you know-- he didn't give me much either. I mean you and me were like what's left over. But uhm-- but this is the part I do. This is my little sunshine."

[Billy Gunn versucht zu argumentieren, doch Hunter nimmt Gunn zur Seite]

Triple H: "Billy, Billy. I don't-- Don't let Shawn loose his smile, you know what I mean. I don't want Shawn-- No, and then-- you know and 'cause when this happens he does weird things like poses for Playgirl" [Lacher]

Shawn Michaels: "I was young! It was stupid, okay? And I needed the money. [Lacher] I can't work like this."

Triple H: "Okay, I will settle this. Guys, do it together."

[Gunn und Michaels überlegen wie sie das gemeinsam anstellen als das Stable durch Damien Sandow unterbrochen wird]

Damien Sandow: "Allow me to beg your indulgences for a moment. My name is Damien Sandow and I am the intellectual savior of you, the unwashed masses."

Triple H: "Hey, listen pal."

Shawn Michaels: "Wait, wait. I actually wanna hear him out. I mean let's face it, we're pretty scuzzy. Go on, I like to hear you."

Damien Sandow:"This is what Raw, the WWE and society at large has desintegrated to you. Common degnerates whose sophomoric and disgusting behavior has plagued humanity and brainwashed the masses into revering this type of crass conduct." ['What?'-Chants]

Shawn Michaels: "I-- I gotta be honest. That's true about me. I'm going back home, I'm going straight to church and I'm asking for forgiveness-- again."

Damien Sandow: "Now, I understand that you barbaric baboons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind." ['What?']

Triple H: "You do make a good point. We need to discus this as a group. We're been a part for a little bit and figure out what we're gonna do. Hold on a second."

Damien Sandow: "What are you talking about?"

Triple H: "You need to be over there. You're not part of the planning process."

[D-Generation X stecken ihre Köpfe zusammen und beraten sich]

Triple H: "Okay, here's the thing. This is what we decided."

[Michaels verpasst Sandow die Sweet Chin Music und Hunter danach den Pedigree]

Billy Gunn: "Well I guess, if you're not down with that-- WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR 'YA!" ['Suck it']