"My sole purpose in life is to end the Cena era"

John Cena: "I know you guys are just gettin' warmed up tonight. I can't help it: I'm EXCITED! I've been busy this week. I got to come back to the WWE on Sunday, and at Hell In A Cell against Alberto Del Rio I won the World Heavyweight Championship. Then the very next night I had my first title defense against Damien Sandow and retained the World Heavyweight Championship. But you see... you see, I'm not excited about what happened. I'm snapping into action as about to happen, because the World champ is here! And y'all at home, this ain't no one time thing. The World Heavyweight Championship means me and Friday are getting real, real comfortable. Get ready, Smackdown! It's a new day, it's a new day."

[Cena pausiert kurz und lauscht der noch verhalten jubelnden Halle.]

"Y'all are warming up. This is Tampa Bay, we can do better than that!" [Der Jubel wird lauter.] "Y'all are still warming up - this is Tampa Bay, we can do better than hat!" [Es wird nun richtig laut im Publikum.]

"You see, now you share the excitement, now you share the energy. I'm putting every WWE superstar on notice: Yeah, I'm holding this but the business card is exactly the same. I say it loud, proud and clear: The World Heavyweight champ is here! You want some? Come get some!"

[Nach kurzer Pause ertönt die Musik der Real Americans, und Jack Swagger und Antonio Cesaro, begleitet von Zeb Colter, erscheinen auf der Bühne.]

Zeb Colter: "John Cena, we never have been formally introduced, but my name is Zeb Colter. But what I'd like to say, I wanna congratulate on winning the World Heavyweight Championship. But more importantly, I wanna thank you for beating Alberto Del Rio and send him one step closer to sneaking back across that border, you know, the same border that he sneaked across to get here in the first place. But you know, John... you don't... you don't mind me calling you John, do you? You know, John, unlike these people here, who have no moral values whatsoever to speak of, and who have no moral compass to live by, you know, John, you have a lot in common with the Real Americans. Let's face it: You are a real American hero, you are a real American patriot and you are a real American legend, like me, like Jack Swagger and like Antonio Cesaro. So what I would like to say now, and what I'm authorized to say now, is we wanna invite you to join our struggle, to join our fight, to join our agenda and become an official Real American. And... and... and to show our respect for you and our admiration for you, John, this is for you. So Gentlemen, if you will... stand up straight and tall, put your hand over your heart - and John, you can join us in this if you like - put your hand over your heart and in a loud and clear voice say it along with us: We, the people! So what's it gonna be, John?"

[Colter streckt Cena seine Hand entgegen. Cena blickt kurz ins Publikum und antwortet mit seiner 'You can't see me'-Geste.]

John Cena: "We, the people? We, the people? I see three dumb people. Swagger, what happened to you, man? Running around like Biff from 'Back To The Future'? Quick, say some real smart!" [Cena hält Swagger das Mikrofon ins Gesicht. Dieser schweigt.] "Yeah, always the mouthpiece. Why don't you make it like a tree and get outta here?" [Swagger will auf Cena losgehen, Cesaro hält ihn jedoch zurück.] "Hey hey hey, whoh whoh whoh, is that a sports almanach in your front pocket? You just happened to see me."

[Cena wendet sich an Cesaro.] "And then there is you. Antonio Cesaro, quite impressive lately. I've been hearing a lot of things, a lot of people talking about this giant swing. I just can't concentrate on anything but those giant nipples. Look at homeboy over here, looks like he got two old Papa John's pizzas on his chest. I tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. If you order his action figure now, it's gonna come with a free two-litre bottle of coke and twentyfive buffalo wings. And it ain't delivery, it's Cesaro."

"And that leaves me with you, Zeb. Hell folks, we don't got enough time on the show. Look at this dude right here! Looks like Yosemite Sam had one too many seamons one night and wanted into a soup kitchen with the douche from Duck Dynasty. Michael Cole, you know what I'm talking about."

"Guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm kidding raw, just having fun out here. But I got a problem with you. It's the same problem all of these people got with you. Every week you come out here and bad mouth everybody and try to spit some side wings politics. Freedom of speech is your right, but it's my right to tell you what all these people think and I know: You are full of Britney Spears' initials. Take a second to figure that out! You are full of B.S.! Oh, oh, Cesaro... Cesaro, you are new around here. In America, B. S., well that stands for... that stands for bad stuff. See, you all want me to join the Real Americans? Do yourself a favor, goon squad, take a look at real America!" [Cena zeigt auf das Publikum.] "Because this right here is the land of the free and the home of the brave, which means these people can think, act, look like and say whatever they want, just like the goof troop right here. That is the American way! But right now, the Real American way is for you undersized, synchronized swimmers to couple one-eighty and march your butts straight out of Tampa Bay or there's gonna be some repercussions."

[Die Real Americans schicken sich an, den Ring zu verlassen, als Damien Sandows Musik erschallt. Dieser marschiert energisch zum Ring.]

Damien Sandow: "You are a hypocrite! John, you don't know the first thing about American values. In America, we make our opportunity, just like I made my opportunity when I stabbed my best friend in the back and won the Money In The Bank contract. See John, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Because since you arrived in the WWE, and especially since you returned from your most recent little triceps injury, you've been handed everything. And I'm just out here to look you in the eye and tell you man to man: You are a false champion. And despite what you or any halfwit in this building thinks, I am still your uncrowned World champion. One more thing, John... look me in the eyes, right now! From this point on my sole purpose in life is to end the Cena era in the WWE. And I will do that by any means necessary. You're welcome!"

[Sandow und die Real Americans umzingeln Cena, doch Goldust und Cody Rhodes eilen zu dessen Rettung herbei.]

Vickie Guerrero: "Excuse me! Excuse me! As the General Manager of Friday Night Smackdown I will have order! Since you gentlemen feel like fighting, all of you are going to face each other in a six man tag team match. Jack Swagger, Antonio Cesaro and Damien Sandow will face Cody Rhodes, Goldust and John Cena."