"Crush may be seeing Double Vision"

Gene Okerlund: "Jim Ross, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, during the course of that last match I personally saw this man, Doink, desacrate the visage of Julius Caesar, but, you know..."

Doink: "Desecrated? That's art!"

Gene Okerlund: "Doink, that's the kind of thing we've become accustomed to with you. I've seen you play tricks on kids, I mean really sick type tricks."

Doink: "I gotta good taste of humor."

Gene Okerlund: "Throwing pails of water on little kids, hit them in the face with pie..."

[Doink lacht frenetisch als Gene diese Dinge aufzählt.]

Gene Okerlund: "... but the most memorable took place in front of a national television audience, when you, Doink, apparently tore your arm right out of it's socket and from behind attack Crush, the man you're gonna be meeting here today at Wrestlemania. Let's go back and take a look at that action."

[Die Szenen von Superstars werden gezeigt, in welchen Doink seinen falschen Gipsarm abzieht und Crush hinterrücks niederschlägt. Bei der Rückblende lacht Doink erneut auf, wie grundlegend das gesamte Interview über.]

Gene Okerlund: "You know, Doink, this..."

Doink: "I wasn't playing around. What was that? Hihihi..."

Gene Okerlund: "... as you watch the replay of that action, I can not believe. You seem to take enjoyment in it. You think... your relishing... the, the, the... the ball of it all."

Doink: "I'm bringing a sense of humor to this party. Wrestlemania IX!"

Gene Okerlund: "You know you laugh, but it could be that your opponent Crush will have the last laugh, because ever since that incident occured he has vowed revenge, and it could happen here at Wrestlemania IX!"

[Doinks Gesicht verzieht sich während dem "last laugh" zu einer finsteren Fratze.]

Doink: "Oh, revenge would be sweet. Hihihi. But I guarantee you, after Wrestlemania IX, huh, Crush may be seeing 'Double Vision'. Ahahaaha..."

[Doink spritzt Gene während des Lachens mit seiner Blume an und läuft lachend von dannen.]

Gene Okerlund: "Ah, get outta... let's get back to ringside. Hey..."