[6.0] "Elgin/Jay- Michael Elgan with long hair and I giant bald spot is so fuckin weird. I don't think I've seen him this young in his career yet but I could be wrong, I've watched too much wrestling in my life. Also on another note fuck Michael Elgin but anyways the match was quite the fast paced opener to get the crowd going. I thought it was just somthing that simply existed. Uno/Beef- What The fuck I had no idea Player Uno(more well known as Evil Uno in AEW and Mystery Wrestling fame) was in CZW this young in his career. Also it's his first ever CZW match aswell. Match starts off quite funny with what the commentators dubbed as Uno pausing himself which is bassicly him freezing in place. Uno shortly after hits a gnarly looking tope senton thing in between the middle ropes sending both into the guardrail in quite the awsome moment of this high octane match. They then Irish whip eachother while staying connected and reversing all around the ring untill they get genuinely gassed in another funny moment. Anyways they get there barings back it it becomes a decent comedy match thats kinda hard hitting. It was match I had a decent amount of fun with. Cloudy and Team AnDrew/Cheech and The New Jersey All Stars- This is a fun and crazy match that has so many highlights I would be here for awhile typing them all out. A great chaotic spotfest that relied on the shear amount of bodys and athletic ability instead of weapons to make it chaotic. By the end Cloudys bleeding abit over himself. Ryan/Stigma/Trik/Hallowicked- Very ROH style four corners match. By that I mean they tag in for awhile untill it all breaks down then highspots then yeah the winner. It's not bad or anything(I thought it was quite good actually) I just personly watched to many four conners matches the past few months. Gage/Necro/DJ- Before the match Maven Bentley cuts a promo. If I'm gonna be honest I didn't pay any attention at all to the promo so I'm not gonna speak on it. Hyde gets cut off by Gage and the moment Gage makes its to ringside both start brawling. They brawl into the crowd, Necro Bucher runs out then they brawl with a traffic cone, they brawl back out into the crowd, they grab tacks and spill it everywhere on the floor, some make it to the ring... I think you get the point. It's just a giant hardcore brawl. In a cool moment DJ uses a triangular metal peice of shelving by throwing it into Necros face before suplexing Gage onto it. In another cool or brutal looking moment Necro grabs a guardrail and puts DJ on it and smooshes him into the concrete with a senton. After the match Nick Gage throws around some referees and security, Lobo then runs out defending the name of the officals I guess whoopin Gages ass, then Zandig runs out, Lobo and Zandig argue then fight. After they are done fighting they sit in the ring and go on about somthing like someone's career's on the line then some other shit, im really not sure i could barelt hear but it leads to the cage of death between the two. After that Gage comes back out. Gage basicly accepts the match between Lobo and Zandig making it a 3 way at this point. Kings Of Wrestling/BLKOUT- Eddie Kingston comes out with a cake, I can't tell what's going on because the commentators won't shut the fuck up for some reason. I'm pretty sure it was just a BLKOUT fans birthday but anyways Sabian and Kingston shove the cake into the fans face. Anyways Robby hops on the mic, this time the commentary team shut up but I couldn't really hear due to the poor mic quality. The Kings Of Wrestling eventually comes out and then it leads to them getting beat down on the entrance ramp by BLKOUT. Kingston and Hero end up outside for abit so naturally that leads to Robby and Sabian beating down on Claudio together in the ring. Eventually Claudio throws Robby into Sabian in quite the cool moment. Claudio also hits a insane spinning double power bomb on Sabian and both Robby at the same time in another awsome moment. As Claudio is about to powerbomb Robby, Kingston comes out of nowhere and attacks Claudio from behind who intern drops Robby on his head but BLKOUT ends up getting the win in a kinda surprising moment. Eddy/Gran/Young/Boyer- This was more your standard fatal 4 way. It was a solid enough match, nothing spectacular but nothing bad. I was surprised Eddy ended up winning due to how many times he got distracted. Havoc/Younger- Fun fact this is the first time these two would face off in one on one action. It's good but I was hoping for abit more weapons getting used. These two do prove that they didn't need it though. The way Havoc could throw his body around is allways great, Younger in my eyes has allways been a great hand in the ring aswell. Anyways they did some gnarly moves to the concrete. At one point Drake Younger reversed a kick from Havoc leading to him landing belly first onto a ladder, Havoc then Imitately after proceeds to get flapjacked then suplexed onto the ladder right after. Shortly after Younger grabs a barbedwire table and then sets it up in the corner, leading to him going for a powerbomb attempt onto Danny but Havoc reverses it putting Drake through the barbedwire table with a dragon suplex. Abit after they grab a barbwire chair both of them end up on the top rope and Younger hits a fireman's carry falcon arrow onto Havoc that dosent even end the match. Younger then hits a Cop Killer on Havoc onto the broken barbedwire table for the win. A fun little hardcore match that dosent end up going into deathmatch territory. Pain/Kingston- It's good match that has some interferance here and there. Nothing you have to go out of your way to see but it is pretty solid. Eventually they brawl into the crowd(this is like the 5th time wrestlers have done so this night it feels like). Hero runs out at one point. This match has great energy and I simply thought it was good."

[5.0] "The opener was rather weak, the crowd never cared and both guys would get much better in later years. Beef/Uno had some nice comedy, but the finishing sequence has become a cliche and Player Uno really deserved a victory for his efforts on his debut, instead of the monotone Beef Wellington's act. The Trios Match felt really cool, with cool non-stop action, many nearfalls that added to the excitement, all combined to whip the crowd into a frenzy and make stars of these six talented young rookies. The first 4-Corners Elimination Match looked a little rush, but kept the best pairing for the end and was quite good for that short amount of time. The hardcore triple threat wasn't bad per say, but it was very paint-by-numbers. Following that, the extended Zandig & Lobo & Nick Gage segment took place, a circle jerk of egocentric hardcore pricks making the whole show about themselves, by far the worst thing to take place tonight and extremely tedious to wait for an end. KOW/BLKOUT was a rushed mess with a title change that feels forced and inorganic, hurting the championship belts. The second 4-Corners Elimination Match had talent on display, but was the exact opposite of the first one as it felt too long at the end by getting rid of the best wrestlers early. Drake/Havoc became monotone by relying too much on the weapons, making for a very standard hardcore match. Kingston/Justice started slowly and stayed basic for a while despite the crowd's enthusiasm, but the finishing stretch felt great and intense, letting Eddie Kingston look like an absolutely dominant champion going into Cage Of Death. The show has a lot of strong matches that make people look ready for the Cage Of Death shows, but also two very average deathmatches that announce the staleness of the genre, a few failed showcase matches and a terrible interminable angle between pricks, making for an average mixed-bag that can produce a great Cage Of Death event or a catastrophic one, only time will tell."