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[4.0] "No no no no no no no no no. I hated this. You can go through all of my comments and maybe see the word "hate" a couple of times I do not use it lately. Did they lower the titles too much? Why the abrahantes are we having ladder matches where no one is actively trying to get the titles. It's so abrahantesing stupid how many times it could have been done by all the teams. I was at the event. My voice is hoarse from this match because I was yelling every time they could have done it. Maybe I'll rewatch it and timestamp each time they could have grabbed them and hope people read and see how ludicrous it is. At least there is one person out there with the cajons to give it a low score. I wouldn't give it a 0 as it had some cool spots (and a couple that were way too dangerous for my liking, I'm sure Speedball knees think the same thing). Isn't anyone else tired of them crawling and reaching up the ladder? Why the abrahantes are you reaching if there are more rungs on the ladder. When you get to the top of the ladder and you have a choice of grabbing the titles of diving on someone. GRAB THE ABRAHATES TITLES THEN DO THE DIVE. it's so frustrating. This match was so illogical it made Bandido's finisher not make the receiver look like an idiot holding onto the ropes bent over. Ok I lied, they still looked like dummies holding onto the ropes bent over. Who the abrahantes books these clusterabrahantes? I boggles my mind how we can have so much amazing writing and then have to deal with BS like this. I'll be back with an edit. OMG it's worse than I thought. Timestamps are from the bell ring for the match. 12:15 Jetspeed both very slow up the ladder with no one else in the ring (It's only bee 12 minutes) 13:15 Brodie alone in the ring. Danielson even points out how close he is. 13:48 Nick is all by himself in the ring and jumps off instead of grabbing the belts. 14:10 Kevin by himseld slow and reaching before getting to the top 14:20 Nick slow and reaching 17:30 Speedball all alone goes for move instead of grabbing belts. 18:51 Bandido goes for move instead of grabbing the belts. Danielson again points it out again, while Taz is yelling to grab them. 20:50 Kevin slow and reaching before the top all alone in the ring. Danielson points it out again. 21:15 Kevin hit nick to the ground and is in the same position as before. Doesn't climb pretends to be slow and reach. 21:38 Now Nick all by himself slow and reaching before the top. 21:48 Hechicero and Nick both at the top. Nicks is hit and falls. Hech all by himself and pretends to reach. 22:18 Hechicero realizes it isn't his spot yet and slides down the ladder. 22:30 Alexander all by himself and is slower than molasses, Excalibur tries to cover for him. 23:30 Alexander and Hechicero in the ring by themselves. Hechicero has to pretend to celebrate instead of helping and Josh slow and reaching. 23:48 Young Bucks run up the ladder like real wrestlers would! Finally some logic. They get up too fast to the top so the have to pretend to not be able to reach them. Now please, I don't care if you call me out and break the rating comment rules but please review these timestamps and give me a reason to remove any of these entries. I will be more than fair. It's why I stay watching AEW. I need logic in my wrestling. This and tag-team wrestling rules are just garbage these days."

[6.0] "Only moment I weren't a fan of was the first slap exchange other than that most of the spots were cool. They nearly overdid the no selling of the power moves. Didn't watch this at the time it happened so idk if Giulia was the winner that made sense but to me it looked like it could've gone either way. Felt like the match should've went longer"

[7.0] "As others have said, this was a very one-sided match, but since it was in my favorite's favor, I can't help but be fine with that. It was no deathmatch, since Cogar is broadening his horizons, but it was nice that he still worked in skewers and that dart to the cheek. Kind of a short bout, but any match with Atticus is gonna be worth it, no matter the length. The only thing keeping this match from being a 10 is how little blood there was."