"That's how I knew we had a traitor in our midst"

Mike Quackenbush: "I asked Leonard Chikarason if I could have a couple of minutes to come out here for an explanation for some stuff that went down yesterday. And when I am done, I am going to ask for an explanation of my own. I also want to take this opportunity to apologize to official Bryce Remsburg as I certainly lost my cool after the match last night. No offense, Bryce.

About two months ago, after a show called "Deuces Wild" here, a group of the usual suspects and I got together in the back to get dinner after the show, swap stories, talk about the matches, all that usual business. Conspicuous by his absence was Tim Donst. One of the guys in the back then said to me that earlier in the night Tim Donst got dropped on his head and left the building with Ultramantis Black and his cronies. Tim Donst is a friend of mine, one of my students, a guy I care about. So I got on my phone, I called him a couple of times, he did not pick up. And let me assure you there are few people that appreciate the seriousness of head injuries like I do. I called him, no answer, I called him, no answer, but the next afternoon he picked up. And he told me he had spent the night listening to Ultramantis Black trying to persuade him that he belonged in the Neo-Solar Temple. When Tim Donst said that, an unusual opportunity presented itself.

Because at the end of 2007, on one of the episodes of our Podcast, Ultramantis Black briefly remarked that he knew how it was that Chris Hero came to know the counter of the CHIKARA Special. And he said it in such a way that most people wouldn't remember it. But that thought plagued me since the night I heard it. Since the night those words came out of Ultramantis' mouth. So in that phone conversation, on that afternoon, Tim Donst and I hatched a little plan. Because, if we were to find out how it is that the counter of the CHIKARA Special made it from our Tecnico session on a Tuesday night to Chris Hero, there was no one in a better place to figure it out than Tim Donst.

The CHIKARA Special, which I am willing to say the majority of the people in the room have not been in it, is a hold of solid nuance. And if you were put in it once or twice, maybe you could figure out how to put it on for yourself. But you could not know, you could NOT know the exact counter that I taught to my guys. You just couldn't. And at "The Sordid Perils of Everyday Existence", I saw Chris Hero use that exact counter in this ring. And that's how I knew we had a traitor in our midst. So after eight weeks of vegan treats and 80's face paint, Tim Donst, my inside man Tim Donst, heard the name we had been waiting to hear. And he made a b-line to ringside and he put it in my ear. And when I heard it, I could not believe. I did not want to believe what he was saying to me. And I looked across the ring, I looked at Shane Storm, and I knew, I knew it had to be true. I don't know why; but Shane Storm, it's time for you to face the music. So come on out here, because you owe me, and half the boys in the back, an explanation right now...

Shane Storm, can you hear my voice?"

[Director of Fun Leonard F. Chikarason kommt zum Ring]

Leonard F. Chikarason: "Mike I looked everywhere, I looked everywhere in the back. He's not here. I didn't see him here all day that I've been here. If he was here he wasn't in the back.

Mike Quackenbush: "If he took off that's fine, because he lives 15 minutes from here."

[Mike Quackenbush wirft das Mikro zu Chikarason, holt seine Autoschlüssel aus der Hosentasche und verlässt die Halle.]