"Do you really think The Undertaker's gonna beat me and retain the World Championship?"

Triple H: "I see the army is here. And..." [The Game wird früh von der Musik von Rey Mysterio unterbrochen, der direkt zum Ring kommt.]

Rey Mysterio: "Shawn, you know I respect you immensely, man. But I feel, that you have no respect for me. You know, I've been watching Raw. Don't get me wrong. I've been following you. And all I keep hearing from you is how you gonna win the Royal Rumble and move on to WrestleMania and face The Undertaker. I see that you have your own conclusion laid out for this Sunday. Do you really think The Undertaker's gonna beat me and retain the World Championship?"

Shawn Michaels: "That's exactly what I think. And what I wanna know is, what you're doing coming out here and getting in my face?"

Triple H: "Hold on a second. Just calm down a second here, Rey. You come out here with a bunch of bass in your voice looking for a fight. Unfortunately Hornswoggle's not here this week. So run along."

Rey Mysterio: "Oh you think that was funny, ha? You wanna make jokes? You wanna brag jokes. I'll tell you a good joke. This Sunday, I'm gonna do something neither of you could do at WrestleMania. I will do something, that you will never have a chance to do again. And that's beat The Undertaker."

Shawn Michaels: "Oh yeah? What happens if you don't make it to the Rumble?"

Rey Mysterio: "What happens, if YOU don't make it to the Rumble? I mean if there's a problem, Shawn, we can take care of it right here in this ring - tonight."

[Die Musik von CM Punk ertönt und der Straight Edge Savior kommt samt seiner Society zum Ring]

CM Punk: "Rey Mysterio. You gotta be high on some sort of illegal pharmaceutical substance. I just hear you say, you watched Raw and you heard, what Shawn had to say. Oh please try watching Smackdown 'cause you need to realize, that tonight The Straight Edge Society becomes the first ever Straight Edge World Unified Tag Team Champions. I came out here for a reason. I came out with a purpose. I'm here to lead my crusade. And I've brought my disciples Luke Gallows and the beautiful Serena with me.

Triple H: "Punk, I have been watching Smackdown. And I've gotta say: Well I am relieved to know that you're straight. This whole 'I don't drink' thing. I don't think anybody really gives a crap, you know what I mean?"

CM Punk: "You're looking at three people, who give a crap. And don't you try to pretend, you know anything about me or you know anything about Straight Edge, or you know anything about my Society. You're wrong."

Triple H: "No, No, No. You're right, I don't know anything about it. I don't get it, Punk. That's the thing. I don't get it. I mean: You don't drink, you don't do drugs, you don't smoke. OK. Neither do I. But then again: I don't look like I've been in a week-long crack-binge with Amy Winehouse. I'm just sayin'. Have a little pride, man. Pick yourself up, clean yourself off. Maybe take that clippers out of the bag, shave that squirrel off you got on your chin. Do yourself a favor. Grab a shower. 'Cause I don't know if it's you, the lobotomy man or Britney Spears right there. But one of you's got a bad taste of swamp butt."

CM Punk: "Are you done? Is amateur comedy hour over? Because I came here to clame those Tag Titles."

[Die Musik von Theodore Long ertönt und der GM betritt die Rampe]

Theodore Long: "Hold on a minute there, playas. Now I tell you what. This ain't going down like this. And I tell you why. Because this is the WWE. And when opportunity knocks, things always have a tendency to change. So CM Punk, Luke Gallows! You won't be getting your Unified Tag Team Title Match tonight."

CM Punk: "Oh. Excuse me. What?"

Theodore Long: "Oh yeah"

CM Punk: "Why?"

Theodore Long: "Well I tell you why. Because tonight, we gonna do it even bigger. For the first time ever right here on Smackdown tonight: Rey Misterio will go one on one with 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels. Oh and by the way, Punk. I know that you're expecting to compete in a match tonight. And that's exactly, what you gonna do. Because right now, you're going to go one on one with 'The Game' Triple H."