"Mercedes, I am not some other motherfucker!"

[Toni Storm stands on the stage, illuminated only by a spotlight, with her championship at her feet]

Toni Storm: "Mercedes Mone. I am disappointed in you. Three weeks ago, you shook my hand and said we would have the biggest women's match of all time. And since then, you have been eating steak, playing on your telephone, and trying to kiss me. And now, you are still in Mexico because you have won yet another title. Is that all I am to you? Is that all this is to you? Another trophy for your shelf? Another toy for your collection?

Now, I want to say this as nicely as possible: Mercedes, I am not some other motherfucker! I am 'Timeless' Toni Storm! I am the AEW Women's World Champion! And if you make one false move, I am going to eat you alive! ['Toni' chants] I demand your best, Mercedes, because that is what you are. One day, my reign will be over. [boos] And there is nobody more deserving than you. The day I met you, I knew what you were destined to be. You were the first woman to wrestle at Madison Square Garden, the Tokyo Dome, Wembley Stadium, and Arena Mexico. But I, well, I was the last woman to wrestle at the Wodonga Sports and Leisure Centre before it was shut down for a cockroach infestation. [see note]

I sincerely believe you are the greatest of all time. [boos] I am not, nor was I ever meant to be. I am a manic, neurotic, erotic, sexually questionable, consistently sweating, bottom-heavy, transatlantic whore. [loud cheers and 'Toni' chants] And when this belt is in my bosom, I make magic happen! So unless you plan on pulling a rabbit from your snatch, I hardly doubt you can say the same. [she takes off her Carmen Sandiego-style trenchcoat] So at All In, in front of the entire world, and that little girl watching from home, you will look me in the eye and realise that I'm going to have to beat you, and you're going to have to kill me!"

[drops mic and poses for the audience]

Note: Wodonga is a small city in rural Victoria, Australia with a population of 40,000. Storm wrestled at the city's Sports and Leisure Centre in 2012, and is indeed the last woman to wrestle at the venue.