Promodaten
[Harley Cameron stands in the ring with a guitar]
Harley Cameron: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Harley Halftime in Houston concert! But ladies and gentlemen, I did not come alone, no, no. Please say hello to Puppet Mercedes!"
[Harley turns her back to the camera, revealing her Mercedes Mone puppet attached to her backpack; crowd cheers]
Harley Cameron: "She's just a tiny little baby. We're gonna kick off tonight with a song you may know too well, called 'The Mone Train'.
Ohhhhhhhh... I wanna ride... the Mone Train...
The Mone Train, The Mone Train, The Mone Train, The Mone Train,
The Mone Train. The Mone Train. The Mone Train. The Mone Train,
The Mone Tra--"
[Mercedes Mone's music plays as she walks towards the ring]
Mercedes Mone: "Harley, are you stupid or are you dumb? Nobody came out here to watch The Harley Halftime Show. No, everybody bought a ticket tonight to see me, Four Belts Mone. So, Houston... please say hello to your CEO! And Harley, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, you are nothing but a lo--"
Harley Cameron: "LEGEND! And with that said, Mercedes, I would like to begin my second song of the evening!
Hello, it's good to see you, Mercedes Mone.
You have four belts, well I got one dream, so, what do you say?
You come out here tonight, you cut me off, and if I'm being blunt.
I think the way you're acting, well, I think you are a cun... ning woman!
Yeah, I've done the math!
And I'm telling you now, Mercedes, yeah, that you're afraid to feel the wrath!
Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Come on!
Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! [crowd starts to sing along]
Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Yeah!
Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath! Feel the wra--" [Mercedes places her hand on Harley's guitar to stop the song, crowd boos]
Mercedes Mone: "Shut the hell up! [crowd boos, Harley places down her guitar] Yes, please put that down, Harley. Look, I understand you are so talented, you are super talented. But let's get real. I mean, if there's [Mercedes gestures to Harley's breasts] anything real about you. [crowd boos, Mercedes laughs] Look, I don't understand why you want to challenge me to a match when that little puppet on your back could probably wrestle better than you. So Harley, I think you need to get the hell out of my ring, because you are not on my level. Loser." [crowd boos]
[Harley takes the microphone from the stand as the crowd chants 'Harley']
Harley Cameron: "You know what, Mercedes? You're right. You know what? You're right. I-- I am. I'm new to this, ok? And... I could only dream to achieve in my career what you already have. Ok? But I have fought so hard to be here where I am today, and I'm not stopping! I would love nothing more than to face you in Australia, in my home city, in my home country for the TBS title. You're a game changer. But I have to admit, that in your career... that the most entertaining that you've ever been... is when I had my hand up your puppet ass!"
[The crowd cheers before Mercedes slaps Harley across the face]
Harley Cameron: "FEEL THE WRATH!"
[Harley hits Mercedes in the jaw with her microphone, sending her out of the ring. The crowd chants 'Harley']
Mercedes Mone: "Harley, if you want a shot at the TBS Title, at Grand Slam in Australia... well, then, you're on! And one thing, Harley: I can't wait to embarrass you in front of your friends and your family, and I'm gonna show the entire world why I am the CEO!"
Credit: Thanks to inmate kirbystarwarrior for transcribing this promo