"Losers don't get to ride the Mone Train"

[Renee Paquette and Harley Cameron are stood outside Mercedes Mone's dressing room]

Renee Paquette: "Harley Cameron, you've said that Mercedes Mone wanted to speak with you, but I'm pretty sure she's not even here."

Harley Cameron: "Oh, but she is!"

[Harley reveals a ventriloquist dummy of Mercedes]

Mini Mercedes: "Say hello to your CEO! Harley!"

Harley Cameron: "Mercedes!"

Mini Mercedes: "I've had a change of heart."

Harley Cameron: "You have?"

Mini Mercedes: "Yes! I want to wrestle you!"

Harley Cameron: "Me?"

Mini Mercedes: "Yes, you, in Australia!"

Harley Cameron: "Mercedes, are you sure?"

Mini Mercedes: "Yes!"

Harley Cameron: "Absolutely?"

Mini Mercedes: "Yes."

Harley Cameron: "You want to feel the wrath?"

Mini Mercedes: "I wanna feel the wrath!"

Harley Cameron: "I mean, yes, absolutely! And now that we're close, I mean, I can probably do other things, like, I don't know, use your locker room?"

Mini Mercedes: "Sure!"

Harley Cameron: "And help myself to whatever is in there?"

Mini Mercedes: "Coffee, exotic fruits..."

Harley Cameron: "Your assistant?"

Mini Mercedes: "Yeah."

Harley Cameron: "Okay, well, great, let's do the dance! C-E-O! C-E-O! C-E-O!"

Mercedes Mone: [walking into frame] "C-E-O! C-E-O! Harley, this is... this is so cute! You are so entertaining! You know, now I see why everybody loves you! But you know what else I see? Behind all of this, all of the song and dance, is just someone hiding the fact that they're... a loser. And losers don't get to ride the Mone Train. Now be gone, get away from my locker room, I've got things to do. I said, go!"

[Harley fixes the ventriloquist dummy's frown, and lets out a dejected sigh]