"You're nothing more than a con artist with a couple of catchphrases"

The Miz: [talks fast] "Welcome to the most must-see WWE talk show in history, welcome to... [Crowd says "Miz TV"] Miz TV! Before I get to my guest. My wife, Maryse, and I have a very special announcement that will change WWE [Miz removes hoodie] forever. [Takes off shades] My wife and I... Have been thinking long and hard about how we wanted to... Announce this special news, and we thought about it long and hard about it, we thought: there's no better place to announce it than the first place that we met. That is here in the WWE, in front of all of you. [Mild cheers and applause] So, without further adieu... My wife, Maryse, and I are uh... Go ahead, babe."

Maryse: "We're having a baby!"

[Crowd cheers, mild 'Yes' chants, Bo & Curtis both shake Maryse's hand & The Miz kisses Maryse]

The Miz: "Maryse, I pledge to you... Unlike Kurt Angle, I will be there for our child from day one. [Crowd goes "Ooh!"] [see Note 1] And to honor this little miracle, I've prepared a speech. [pulls a sheet of paper out of jacket, mild "delete" chants] Fatherhood is a privilege, that belongs to great men--" [Enzo Amore's entrance music plays, interrupting The Miz's speech]

Enzo Amore: [The crowd chants with Enzo.] "My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that! Bada boom, realest guy in the room, how you doin'?!" [Crowd cheers, mild 'How you doin'' chants]

The Miz: "Maybe you don't comprehend this, but you just interrupted a deeply personal moment between my wife and I! Understand that this is my show and I announce you when I'm ready--" [Enzo cuts off Miz]

Enzo Amore: "No, no, no, no. Hey, listen, bro. I told him to hit my music, A. I'm supposed to be out here and B. I wanted to come out and celebrate! That was great news, I wanted to celebrate with you and your wife, Maryse. [To Maryse] How you doin'?" [Mild laughter from crowd]

The Miz: "Don't you dare 'How you doin'?' my wife."

Enzo Amore: "Aight, touché. It might have been taken out of context but uh... Nonetheless, you know, sometimes, I tend not to think before I speak--" [The Miz cuts off Enzo]

The Miz: "And that's the trouble with you, isn't it? You don't think, when you came from NXT to WWE Monday Night Raw, you and Cass were the next big thing! You would sell out merchandise, pay-per-views with John Cena, everyone loved Enzo and Cass, but look at you now! Time progresses and you don't know when to shut your mouth, you don't listen, you think you know everything better than everybody else. THAT'S why you're kicked out of WWE tour buses and that is why you are kicked out of the WWE locker room! [Crowd goes "Ooh!"] [see Note 2]

You think you chose-- You think you chose to bring your personality to the Cruiserweight Division?! There was nowhere else for you to go, [Crowd goes "Ooh!"] because no one on the WWE Monday Night roster can stand you! And that's coming from me! [Mild laughter from crowd] [see Note 3] See, I could help you, I've been in your shoes. I've--I've rubbed people the wrong way in WWE when I first started, but unlike you, I regrouped, I rebranded and I earned respect. YOU coming out here, you coming out here instead of asking for my advice, asking for my help, LEARNING, you interrupt my wife and I, our most sacred moment of my entire life. Not my career, MY LIFE! I see so much, so much freaking talent in you, but you make mistake, after mistake, after mistake, and I am sick of watching it!

You go to--You go to 205 Live because you think you can hang with someone like Neville?! Neville, who hones his craft in the WWE, his only care in the WWE is to perfect in this WWE ring! [Crowd applause] You, all you care about is hanging out with 3rd rate rappers! [Crowd goes "Ooh!"] That's why you have to cheat, because guys like Neville and guys in the Cruiserweight Division, they do aerials that leave the WWE Universe speechless! When you're on the top rope, you fall flat on your FACE! And you don't have a 7 foot tall meal ticket anymore. Yeah, all you got now is nothing more than people can look at you and look at that you're nothing more than a con artist with a couple of catchphrases." [Crowd goes "Ooh!"]

Enzo Amore: "So you wanna get REAL?! Well, allow me to remind you, I am the realest guy in the room! [Mild cheers] And as you alluded to MIKEY, me and you have been in similar situations. But you and I have got nothing in common. You mad enemies in that locker room, because you copy everybody! You copy the likes of Chris Jericho and Ric Flair! [Crowd goes "Woo!"]

Well, [points to his mouth] maybe this gets annoying, alright? But I'll tell ya one thing about this, this [hovers hand over his face] and I, we are original! And you, you ain't, okay? You're a carbon copy of other people. Alright, pal? I am going on to No Mercy to become the Cruiserweight Champion after I beat Neville! And you? I got no problem coming BACK on Raw and beating you. Because you ain't nothing but a PAPER CHAMPION!" [Mild cheers and applause.]

The Miz: "I'm a paper champion? [Crowd mildly says "No"] I'M a paper champion? [Crowd mildly says "No"] Guys, do you all think I'm a paper champion? [Crowd chants "No"] You think you're- [Enzo and Miz interrupt each other.] Whoa, you think--you think--you think you're championship material?! Huh, Enzo, you think you're championship--If you were championship material, your best friend wouldn't have ABANDONED you!" [see Note 4] [Crowd goes "Ooh!"]

Enzo Amore: "Hey listen, I might not got a lot of friends, alright? But the only two things I need, I got, TO FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!" [Mild cheers]

The Miz: "You have no idea what you're getting into. Understand that I'm gonna show you how to walk, talk and look, and act like a champion! And I'll tell ya what, I'm gonna dedicate my victory [puts hand on Maryse's stomach] to my unborn child." [Mild cheers]

Enzo Amore: "I'll apologize to that baby when it's born, okay? But Daniel Bryan was right... [Crowd says along with Enzo] THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU S-A-W-F-T SAWFT!!!"

- Note 1: The Miz references the infamous storyline of Jason Jordan being Kurt Angle's son.

- Note 2: Miz references Enzo Amore having real life heat with the wrestlers backstage. According to a WON report, Amore was talking loudly on a phone call, allegedly talking down about the wrestling business while bragging about his income. He was later kicked out of WWE's locker room after punching a talent.

- Note 3: The Miz also was kicked out of the locker room, by Chris Benoit after The Miz ate chicken over his bag.

- Note 4: Big Cass and Enzo Amore's tag team ended in a storyline where Enzo was mysteriously ambushed. Cass revealed himself to be the attacker, thus turning heel and leading to both men having singles runs until they both released in 2018.