"My friend Chyna"

[The WWF Women's Champion, Ivory, comes out holding a cardboard cut-out of Chyna, her scheduled opponent at WrestleMania X-Seven.]

Ivory: "Thank you! [she puts her arm around the cut-out] My friend Chyna... She looks great, doesn't she? Actually, I think she looks as just as phony as ever. Yeah. [She taps the cut-out's head with her microphone] Dumb as a board, too! [She laughs at her own joke] Unfortunately, Little Miss Chyna won't be competing at WrestleMania 17 this year. Yeah. After I broke her neck, and sent her to the hospital... well, she's just never been the same. [Crowd begins to chant for Chyna] Shut up! Shut up!

[now facing the cut-out] You really just haven't been around much lately, have you... little one? And the gall of you challenging me to a match at WrestleMania! Well, that one really surprised me. Y'know, Chyna, there's nothing more that I would love to do than to humiliate you again in front of the entire world at our biggest pay-per-view event. But you know what, I'm not like that. I am a nice... caring... loving... civilized individual.

I have something here for you to see, Chyna. Yeah. [She produces a document] This here... this is a legal document that states... it's a release that states that if you get hurt at WrestleMania, it's not anyone's responsibility, it's your own fault. So all you gotta do is sign this, Chyna. So what do you say, huh? [She holds up her mic to the cut-out] Oh, no comment! [She laughs at her own joke again] And I guess you really can't write either, huh? So once again, you let down the people, and you rob me of what would have been the greatest achievement of my career! So you know what I'm gonna do? For my fans tonight... I'm gonna give you all a little sample of what would have been at WrestleMania!"

[She attacks the cut-out, folding it up and particularly targeting its neck. She tears the cut-out's head off, before performing a piledriver on its headless body. Chyna comes out behind Ivory and gives her a DDT, before signing the document. Val Venis and the Goodfather try to attack Chyna but she escapes.]

- Credit: Thanks to inmate Sky23 for transcribing this promo.