Promodaten
Gene Okerlund: "Things are really heating up, at the Survivor Series, and I gotta tell ya' these great fans in Hartford, Conneticut are red hot, too! [loud cheers from the fan, as the cameraman zooms in on the giant egg] And you know, when it's... so hot, so long, well that means that the incubation is all over. And that means a lot of us are looking forward to seeing this gigantic... egg - wherever that came from, I'm sure it had to hurt - but this egg is gonna hatch, here tonight. As a matter of fact, hold on... [Okerlund listens closely to the egg] Hoho, I-- This cracks me up! I- I can hear it starting to creak and crack, right now! Everybody has speculated as to what might be in the egg: Is it a dinosaur? Is it a rabbit? Balloons? Is it the 'Playmate of the Month'? Ha! Who knows? [Okerlund listens to the egg again] Well, the way it sounds to me right now, the speculating is all over! Ho-- [the egg starts to 'crack' open] Stand back! Stand back! I think that egg is ready to blow! Ho! [a man in a turkey suit emerges from the egg] Huh! What in the world?! [the fans boo] Oh my God... what... What in the world is this?! Take a look at it, ladies and gentlemen: Feathers... a beak... a little rooster tail on top. I dunno, he got a pair of legs like my mother-in-law, pal. Look at the feet on the thing-- I can't believe-- What in God's name is this? [the man in the turkey suit jumps down from the platform and approaches Okerlund] Holy-- Wha--?
The Gobbledy Gooker: [makes weird gurgling noise]
Gene Okerlund: "I-- I-- Gi-- What is with the 'Gobbledy'?"
The Gobbledy Gooker: [attempted high-pitched turkey sounds]
Gene Okerlund: "The Gobbledy Gook-- Don't tell me you're 'The Gobbledy Gooker'? [Gooker nods while some fans resume booing] You've got to be kidding me?"
The Gobbledy Gooker: "Gobble gobble gobble"
Gene Okerlund: "Is that all you do, is gobble?"
The Gobbledy Gooker: "Gobble gobble"
Gene Okerlund: "Well, on Thanksgiving, what would you expect?! [Gooker attempts to 'tell' Okerlund something] What?! You want me to what?! Oh no no! I wouldn't do that, not in front of an audience like this! Alright well--" [Gooker drags Okerlund into the ring where they dance and attempt handstands and flips for several minutes before the segment ends]