"You want a coconut? Ya well, I got your coconut. "

[Roddy Piper is on the set of his talkshow segment 'Piper's Pit' with 'Superfly' Jimmy Snuka]

Roddy Piper: "It's very simple. All of a sudden we got a bunch of people, writing in... This guy here comes, I dunno, maybe he comes snivelling to the, snivelling to the people, comes out crying 'Boohoo! Roddy Piper didn't give me a chance to say nothing on "The Pit"!' Hmph. 'Roddy Piper didn't give me a chance to do nothing!' You want a chance? Everybody wants to be like Roddy Piper! You want a chance, you want a chance to say something, brother? I tell you what man, here you go. Take your little microphone, there you go, there you go, put in in the little greasy paws.

You want to do something? Then you go ahead. You say exactly what you want to say to these people, you can do-- [Piper reaches down into the box] Just a second, I want you to-- Now wait a second, I wanna make you feel at home. [Piper takes a pineapple out of the box] Before we start, you wanna be the big shot? You wanna do all the talking? You wanna really say to all these people-- Have yourself a pineapple, I want you to feel at home. I want you to feel like the Fiji Islands. [holding up the pineapple] Kinda like the women, you know? Gotta long frosty hair on top, round on the bottom. [Piper slams the pineapple down on the table] Go ahead. You got your pineapple. You wanna be a happy person? Whatta ya want, huh? What do you want? [Piper reaches into the box again, and pulls out a bunch of bananas] You want bananas? You wanted to talk? Go ahead and talk, huh?! Go ahead and talk! [Snuka stands up]

Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait wait wait wait. [Piper starts peeling a banana] You want bananas? You want bananas? We got bananas. Here we go. You want bananas? Have yourself a banana! [Piper drops the peeled banana at Snuka's feet] Huh? This is what you wanted. You wanted to talk? You ain't saying nothing. What's wrong, huh?! You want to come out and feel like a big shot? What do you want?

You want a coconut? Ya well, I got your coconut. [Piper reaches into the box and brings out a coconut] Huh? And just like there you go. [Piper drops the coconut on the table] One coconut! [Piper pulls another coconut out of the box and drops it on the table] Two coconut! [Piper takes out another two coconuts and drops them] Four coconut! You wanna be a big shot, huh? You want-- Wait a second. Bananas and coconuts. [Piper picks up one of the bananas and one of the coconuts] You wanna be a big shot? You know what? The only thing I didn't get, I didn't get a tree for you to climb up and down, like a monkey, like you wanna do. You want to be a big shot? I'll get you a tree next time. You want a banana? Have a banana. [Piper throws the banana into Snuka's face] What do you want man, you big--"

Jimmy Snuka: "Are you making fun of me?"

Roddy Piper: "Am I making fun of you?! Whoa, no. No sir, no sir." [Piper slams the coconut into Snuka's head]