[5.0] "I read here he's human garbage, but I don't really know of all this and such things rarely impact my reviews (I mean, Cq37 LOVES their Matt Borne so...) ANYWAY! Agent Steel is a total guilty pleasure, sure this tackling dummy did a whole lotta nothin but I kinda liked his tights, very 1988 Trapper Keeper. And Zan Panzer? Being billed "From The Continent of Europe"? OH MAN! I had a pink pencil in elementary school I named "Zan Panzer". Just a ridiculous look, all that PINK. How could I not fall in love with an all pink total LOSER? This is indeed my kinda crap, bonus points: Jim Cornette called him "Zan-Beer Panflute", amazing. 5 *guilty pleasure* points."
[0.0] "LOSER. This dude has no business in a wrestling ring. Look up his match for Jacob Ryan. He immediately goes into business for himself and starts shooting on the kid. When Ryan tried to escape to the outside, this man-baby went and gave him a shoot ddt on a fucking hardwood floor. If you book this guy you arent protecting your talent and shouldnt be anywhere near a ring either."
[0.0] "The high point of this guy's career came as Zan Panzer "Master of the Pan Flute" and the low point as being forcibly removed from an indie show for trying to legitimately assault another worker. There's a very good reason not even his father's influence was enough to secure him a steady run in any promotion."
[1.0] "Ooof, who dug this guy up in 2019 just for him to bury himself permanently? From being Zan Panzer to getting really shitty tattoos for 30 years, Brad Anderson is just another case of a guy with his head stuck decades in the past, not to mention, he's genuine coward that preys on defenseless rookies, while pursuing some pseudo-shoot fighter gimmick that he could never live up to in an actual fight with a worth adversary. Who cares what his last name is? He isn't Gene Anderson. 1 point because he was a WCW jobber with a gimmick and it was fun watching him get beat."
