"My name is AJ Lee, and I am your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler"

AJ Lee: "I get you're waiting, huh... Sorry. [Crowd chants "Welcome back" as she chuckles] Thank you. So, for those of you who weren't here ten years ago, and we-- we're really confused as to why you're millennial parents were very excited on Friday, allow me to introduce myself. My name is AJ Lee, and I am your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler. [Crowd cheers and chants "AJ Lee"] And 10 years ago, I retired. [Crowd boos] I said I was sorry, oh my god. I felt like I had accomplished all of my dreams in wrestling and I was content and I, uh, hung up my Chuck Taylor's and I thought 'that was the end of my story'. There was no way I was going to step back in a ring, again, wearing jean shorts that are too sizes too small, I was so sure. And so, I went on a journey, to accomplish all these other, crazy dreams that I had in life and I did it. But, most importantly, I went on a mental health journey.

I wasn't healthy, I needed to take care of myself, get right, [crowd claps] I went-- [snickers as the crowd applauses] I went to therapy, I got treatment... [crowd cheers] [laughs] THERAPY, YEAH! Cheer for therapy! [Crowd cheers and chants "therapy"] Fantastic. And I found a way to turn all of this mental chaos into my superpower... [crowd cheers] And man, the fight is not easy, everyday is a fight, but lemme tell you, if you're going through the same thing, that fight is worth it, [points into the camera] YOU are worth it. [Crowd cheers and claps] And I was doing really good for a long time, and then I watched Monday Night Raw... And look, healing isn't linear... Because, it's one thing to see your husband fighting Drew McIntyre or Seth Rollins or John Cena, but it's another thing entirely to see him in the ring with Becky Lynch. [Crowd boos] Yeah, I mean... Look, I wanted to like Becky... I thought we had so much in common, I mean... She's a leader, she's a rebel, she's a New York Times Best-Selling Author. [poses to as the crowd cheers; one fan shouts "you did it first"] I did it first, yes. [Crowd cheers] I am everybody's favorite reference, I know, thank you. [Crowd cheers] Back on track, back on track. There's a world in which me and Becky could have been friends, but then she had to go and motorboat my husband?! [Crowd laughs] She put her hands on him, she berated him, she defamed him, she--"

[Becky Lynch's music hits, makes her entrance, crowd boos]

Becky Lynch: "This has nothing to do with your stank ass husband! [Crowd boos] Hello?! [Crowd boos] Is every-- Is everybody insane?! [Crowd boos] Has nobody noticed, are you all stupid?! Of course you are, you live in Milwaukee. [Crowd boos] She's wearing my title! [Crowd cheers] Yeah! [Points to herself repeatedly] That is, that is my title! That is the title that I have made the most important title in the division. And you and me? We're nothing alike, okay? We're nothing alike. Because I-- I-- I-- [towards fan] SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR FACE! I AM THE GREA-- I AM THE GREATEST FEMALE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME! [Crowd boos] AND IT'S NOT-- [Crowd keeps booing] You-- You can boo me all ya like, it's not just me saying it, other people say it, Sports Illustrated says it.[Crowd chants "You Suck"] I-- I-- I'm-- I do not suck, because the Chicago Tribute says it, the Milwaukee Journal says it! [Crowd chants "You Suck"] I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE THERAPY AFTER THIS! [Crowd cheers] AND YOU, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO PUT A FINGER ON MY TITLE!" [Crowd boos]

AJ Lee: "Oh my god, [crowd chants "therapy"] IT WORKS, I SWEAR! It's wonderful, I can-- I have some names I can give you. Um... This is so embarrassing, I completely forgot I was wearing this. Oh my god, for real, I've just been skipping around the house all weekend in it. Um... I slept in it, last night, yeah... Things kinda got weird, this morning, when I was getting dressed."

Becky Lynch: "Cut the crap! Cut the crap, okay. Do not put your grubby hands on my title."

AJ Lee: "Becky... You're sporting quite the shiner there. [Crowd cheers as Becky puts her glasses back on] Oh my god, did I-- Was that me? Was that one of my tiny fists of fury? Oh my god, I'm sorry. Sometimes, I go feral and I ack out, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize that. Um... But, I mean, you're tough since you are [sarcastic] 'the greatest of all time'. [Takes off belt] Why don't you... [Lays down belt] Come and get it? [Crowd cheers]"

[Becky walks forward, stops, walks forward, stops, crowd chants "chicken"]

Becky Lynch: "I AM NOT A CHICKEN! [a fan says "yes you are"] I AM NOT A CHICKEN! [Crowd keeps chanting "chicken"] Okay, okay, okay, you listen to me, you Jersey trash bag weirdo, [crowd boos] okay? You keep your hands off my title, I already had to bathe in bleach after touching your greasy husband, okay? [Crowd boos] Which, by the way, where is he? Huh? [Crowd chants "CM Punk"] What? Yeah, exactly, where is he? What kind of man hides behind his wife? [Crowd boos] Because-- Because this, this had nothing to do with you before he got you involved, this had everything to do with me and my husband and our family and our business and our vision, okay? You did not need to stick your neck in where it doesn't belong, in fact, actually-- actually, why don't we-- why don't we bring him out here? Why don't I show you what a proper man, what a proper champion looks like? Huh? [Crowd boos] Why don't we get my hot husband out here? HUH?! Hit his music!"

[Seth Rollins' music hits and he makes his entrance. Becky confers with Seth for a while before she gives him the microphone as the crowd chants "you both suck"]

Seth Rollins: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! [Crowd keeps chanting "you both suck"] HEY, QUIET DOWN! QUIET DOWN! [Crowd boos] Shh. Pump the brakes. Look, this is very simple, we can make this super easy. AJ... Just give Becky her Intercontinental Championship back and we can all leave this dump of a city as soon as possible. [Crowd boos] Very simple, easy breezy."

AJ Lee: "Oh, oh, you want me to give the title back."

Seth Rollins: "Give it back."

AJ Lee: "Oh, that's a really good idea. I didn't even think of that, to just give you the title."

Seth Rollins: "See? See, how easy that is? Great idea, alright, hand it over."

AJ Lee: "But I do, just real quick, we could do that, we could do that right now. Um... But I have a better idea. Two options, here, okay? One, Becky, you can come into this ring right now and take your belt back, but you will risk me giving you another black eye on the other one--" [Crowd cheers]

Becky Lynch: [to the cameraman] "OUT OF MY FACE, STU!"

AJ Lee: "--I could even--"

Seth Rollins: [to the cameraman] "Get out of her face!"

AJ Lee: "--Or, or I will give you this title if you agree to a tag match. [Crowd cheers] AJ Lee & CM Punk vs Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins. [Crowd cheers] Pick your poison!"

[Seth Rollins takes his belt and glasses off and hands them to Becky Lynch, crowd chants "CM Punk"]

Seth Rollins: "AJ, look... [walks to the ring] I know you've been gone ten years, you don't understand how things work, let me explain it to you. I am the World Heavyweight Champion. [Crowd boos] This is MY show, these are MY people. [crowd boos] You've been back for a cup of coffee, you don't call the shots, I call the shots. So I'm going to come into this ring, I'm going to take that title, give it back to my incredible wife and that's going to be the end of it. Understand?"

AJ Lee: "Thanks for mansplaining that, everybody loves that."

Seth Rollins: "Very easy, very simple." [Crowd boos]

[Seth walks towards the belt, AJ Lee jumps infront of Seth Rollins to prevent him from grabbing the belt, walks towards his way as he tries to get near the belt]

Seth Rollins: "Alright, you listen and you listen real good. [Crowd boos] That does not belong to you, [crowd cheers] that is MY TITLE, [CM Punk walks down the entrance ramp, bumps into Becky] THIS IS MY SHOW, YOU DON'T GET TO HOLD IT HOSTAGE, YOU DON'T GET TO CALL THE SHOTS, I RUN THE SHOW, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

[CM Punk sets Seth Rollins for a GTS, but he gets out of it and runs away]

Seth Rollins: "HEY! [taps into microphone] HEY, THIS DOESN'T WORK! [Taps into microphone] HEY, YOU WANT A MATCH?! YOU GOT A MATCH! [Crowd cheers] AT WRESTLEPALOOZA, YOU'RE BOTH DONE FOR IT!"

Credit: Thanks to JediSaiyanMaster1203 for transcribing this promo