"The only thing that matters"

Chris Jericho: "Hold on one second, Mitchell Cole, this is not an interesting situation, this is RAW is JERICHO, and what that means is..."

[The Rock zieht das Mikro zu sich und hält Jericho die Hand vors Gesicht, um ihn zu stoppen]

The Rock: "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Boston! You know the Rock says that tonight's the night..."

[Jericho zieht das Mikro zu sich]

Chris Jericho: "I don't give a Brahma Bull's ASS what the Rock has to say. You with your unibrow and your 'justbringit...' Bring what? A vomit bag? A Fig Newton? Or how about a Y2J telling you to SHUT THE HELL UP! Because all that matters is tonight, Y2J WILL become the #1 contender for the WWF..."

The Rock: "So let the Rock understand this. Y2J, tonight you actually think that you're gonna become the #1 Contender for the WWF title?"

Chris Jericho: "Nonono, not just think, I KN--"

The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! The only thing that matters, is tonight--"

Chris Jericho: "Nononononono, Rock, you're wrong. The only thing that matters is that I've tasted WWF Championship, and I know what it tastes like, and I love it, and I want it again. And the only thing that matters is that the coffee-fearing Kane is not in this arena to spoil my chance, and the only thing that matters more than anything else is the fact that every single Jerichoholic in this arena and watching at home wants to see the WWF Championship around my waist again. If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalowww what Y2J [imitiert The Rocks Gesten] is cookin'."

[Pause der Ungläubigkeit]

The Rock: "Smell what Y2J is cooking? You ask the Rock to smell what you're cooking? Well, let's just say for argument's sake that the Rock does indeed smell what you're cooking, 'cause the Rock will smell anything one time. So here goes. [streckt die Nase in die Höhe und riecht] Ahh yes, there it is. Indeed, the Rock does smell what you're cooking, and quite frankly, Chris Jericho, what you're cooking smells like 100% Grade-A, money back guarantee, one big bucket of Canadian moose PISS!

You see, Chris Jericho, you come out here and you run your mouth about how you've tasted WWF gold, but the fact of the matter is this: is that the Rock has LIVED WWF gold, and the Rock'll be puttin' it down on anybody who stands in his way, so whether it's you, Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's daddy, Chris Jericho's momma, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye, or maybe it's Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho with the iron lung, or hell, if might be even Grandma Jezebel Jericho with the double axe dirty panties - the only thing that matters, Chris Jericho, is we have one big family reunion, you bring 'em all so the Rock can take his hand and layeth the smack down on aaaaaaaaaaall their candy asses!

And what you fail to realize is this, Chris Jericho: when it's all said and done, all the dust has settled, all the smoke...has cleared...and the Rock is done whipping that candy ass, and the Rock goes on to become #1 Contender for the WWF title, and the Rock goes on to become WWF Champion, you, Y2J and the entire Y2J family, will never, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER be the same again."