Cheesy, Jerry Lawler, Queasy & Sleazy vs. Dink, Doink, Pink & Wink

[1.0] "This kind of humor just goes completely past me. On top of that, the combination of Lawler and the Doink--who isn't called Matt Borne anymore--just doesn't work in the ring. I also can't stand midget matches at all, so this is just a few really tedious minutes for me."

[0.0] "What else to say? Besides some Next match and whatever. Cartoonish as hell, Jerry Lawler and Doink, Clown Face as hell, low level, what is this a dwarfs party? 0/10 [DUD]"

[1.0] "Look, I understood the assignment. I knew this was going to be a comedy match. But it is a HORRIBLE comedy match. Lawler's team is obviously the butt of all the jokes, but nothing is funny or interesting about a majority of the match being Doink doing something and then Lawler failing at doing the same thing. The crowd was initially okay with this, but they gave up 5 minutes in. For the 30 seconds Doink gets to actually wrestle, the moves are alright. Even logically the match didn't make sense. Lawler could only wrestle Doink and vice versa. Lawler eliminates Doink first. So what happens of Doink's partners eliminate all of Lawler's partners? Lawler wasn't eliminated but can't face the little guys. So do we have a draw? It is just stupid on so many levels and isn't executed well in the slightest. There is the smallest fraction of entertainment value here, but this is genuinely worse than I thought it could possibly be."

[7.0] "At no point did anyone in this match take it seriously in a good way. It was intended to be pure comedy and I think it mostly succeeded. It's definitely too long and should've been kept to 10 minutes or less and that's where it fails. I laughed my ass off at this and enjoyed it. At no point did anyone in this match take it seriously in a good way. It was intended to be pure comedy and I think it mostly succeeded. It's definitely too long and should've been kept to 10 minutes or less and that's where it fails. I laughed my ass off at this and enjoyed it. At no point did anyone in this match take it seriously in a good way. It was intended to be pure comedy and I think it mostly succeeded. It's definitely too long and should've been kept to 10 minutes or less and that's where it fails. I laughed my ass off at this and enjoyed it."

[0.0] "Wow. This makes me rethink the Doink match from Survivor Series '93. At least that was so unbelievably bad that it was somehow entertaining in a car crash kind of way. This is unbelievably bad and just unbelievably bad. I know the roster was really thin at this point in '94, but there seriously wasn't anyone else more worthy of the time wasted on this?"

[4.0] "Should this match have happened? Absolutely not. But with that being said this match was still very entertaining in my opinion. I also liked the ending with the royal family winning just for clowns r us and the mini Jerry Lawlers to all attack the real Jerry Lawler."

[1.0] "I don't even know where to begin with this crap. Vince was high on something when he had this idea, though he was probably laughing his ass off backstage."

[1.0] "This was genuinely so bad that it made me laugh and for that i'm giving it a 1 for pure entertainment"

[2.0] "This was more of a Three Stooges routine than a wrestling match. It's dumb, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't chuckle at some of the slapstick. The spot where all the little people (friend and foe alike) trampled Lawler was good for a laugh, and I enjoyed the follow up where they tried to do the same to Doink but fell all over each other instead. It's not exactly high brow comedy, but I appreciated that they at least showed some creativity. Lawler not being able to wrestle the midgets didn't make a lot of sense for an elimination match, and the sixteen minute run time was far too long and ensured the joke grew stale but the halfway mark (at best), but I at least managed to find some level of amusement in this debacle, and that's more than I expected going in."

[0.0] "Entirely too long, and not nearly as funny as they probably thought it was at the time. This was truly just bad. Lawler is usually entertaining, and while I'm not a Doink fan, and have never been, I expected Lawler to add something to this. My expectation only lead to disappointment."

[3.0] "This should not be on a show of this magnitude. This is something I'd see at a wrestling show for $10 at a high school gym... and that's not an insult because I love that style of wrestling, and I loved this too. However, it still sucks. This is really bad, but it does have some genuinely funny moments. Most of the match is messed up... and that's funny."

[7.0] "Really funny match. The comedy at the beginning is great, Jerry Lawler a master of slapstick and egging on an audience. If I had to think of a thing I'd want out of this match more is I'd have liked to see more of the minis wrestling. Dink gets arguably the spotlight of this part of the match where he alone is able to go a bit crazy and do spots. He looks great doing them! And the small kings all looked incredibly charming, I'd have wanted to see more of them mixing it up. I feel also that the rule of no fighting between large people and small people to be really silly. Other than this, though, a great clownshow to cap off what was a very amusing feud. King winning a total shutout indeed made me feel a sense of injustice, but thankfully he got pied by Doink the Clown. A wonderful visual to end on. To all who rate this 0.0 I say: C'monnnnn. Clowns are funnee! :D"

[4.0] "It's dumb, it's stupid, it's bad at times but compared to last year's Doink's bollocks this one actually tried to do something. They had some genuinely funny spots with Lawler mistreating his minis and the absurd of the situation could be somewhat enjoyable. Still, if I were to choose if this was on a wrestling show I'd throw it out immidiately."

[1.0] "Some of it was a little funny but overall just not good. Also Lawler bullying the short wrestlers and then them winning makes no sense. Doinks team should have won and the shenanigans might have been a little funnier. Also there was a lack of wrestling."

[0.0] "I was thinking that maybe this wasn't going to be that bad since the mixed tag match with Bam Bam and Luna was watchable and the first exchanges when its just Doink and Lawler is decent comedy stuff . Once their teammates get involved however, it goes down the drain. Unfunny spot after unfunny spot and it drags on for 16 minutes, even when its back to the main wrestlers it doesn't pick up. Ray Apollo wasn't awful in the ring but was way worse than Borne for sure."

[0.0] "Gotta give credit to the WWF brain trusts. They managed to outdo the suckage of the Doink match from the previous year. This was horribly dull and a slog to sit through. Doink v3 or v4, I have no idea gets eliminated early and in between the horrible comedy spots, Lawler helps his team pick off all the good midgets for the win then chases his own guys out of the ring so he can celebrate. Lawler gets run off by the combined midget army and then Doink comes back out and hits him with a pie. THIS was the worst WWF PPV match up until this point in history. 3 times worse than Taker/Gonzalez!"

[0.0] "Babyface Doink got up to some horrible stuff in 1994, but this was the lowest of the low for that character, What we get is a farce of a match, in which Doink and three little people team up to face Jerry Lawler and three little people. Stupid comedy spots are the entire match. Lawler's team wins in a total shutout, despite looking stupid the whole way, but then the little kings team up against Lawler to give him a pie-ing. So, no one gets over! This was around when the "Kill the Clown" chants started, and after watching this, I could not agree more."