Albert & Test vs. Al Snow & Steve Blackman

[0.0] "What even was this? ! It felt like the whole match existed to get Trish Stratus on camera and for two jobbers to assault a block of cheese. Badly worked, badly paced, completely lacking any kind of structure. The fact that half of the people in this match are training wrestlers is truly baffling. Awful."

[0.0] "What a lame match here, it was horrible in the in ring level, the chemistry, horrible commentary, the comedy with the cheese guy. 0/10 [DUD]"

[4.0] "It was wrestled fine, however this was a step down even from that crazy hardcore brawl that came just before it. Trish was good as the manager just by being trish, and the teams involved sort of just routined to the finish"

[1.0] "I only give this a one because it has Al Snow, who's a great worker and Steve Blackman who was underrated. And Trish is the manager. But other than that, this was basically a throw away match that could've been done at a live event or house show."

[0.0] "Everything about this tag match between both teams was terrible with from the in ring work and chemistry between everyone, to the god awful comedy, to the dead silent crowd, to even the commentary being bad as well. This was all painful."

[7.0] "this match is...actually great i dont get why the IWC doesnt really like it, its a fine, enjoyable tag team matchup that doesnt stretch too long nor is too short, its definitely a filler match but at the same time, is that really a bad thing, it was enjoyable enough to me"

[1.0] "Multiple times where the boys just didn't seem to know where they were in the match, no chemistry, lot of confusion. All while the crowd doesn't care, audio issues occur, and the camera focuses in on Trish a whole lot more than necessary."

[3.0] "Head Cheese was fun to me and a last grasp to get Steve Blackman over with the crowd when he had no charisma. T & A, Vince Russo just wouldn't grow up. So childish. This wasn't great, but negative stars, Dave? Come on."

[0.0] "I didn't have any expectations from this match, but I certainly didn't expect this to become the show's worst match. The action crawled at a painfully slow pace with absolutely zero memorable spots, while the Anaheim crowd sat in complete silence throughout. Test and Albert secured the predictable victory, but the audience showed no interest in their act. The only way this forgettable encounter could've been saved would've been with a Trish cam, but that obviously wasn't the case here. [DUD]"

[3.0] "While far from an acceptable match, I've seen worse. You'll be hard pressed to find a Wrestlemania match sloppier than this one, and the audio problems from the announce team just makes it worse. These guys seemingly had no idea what they were going to do for the match and just tried to throw it together, and it was bad. So many moments where people are just flailing around to figure out what they can do next. Half of the match feels like a tornado tag match, the other half a normal one. Al Snow absolutely no sells Albert's finisher and just stands on his feet as fast as Albert does after delivering it. It wasn't bad enough to make me angry as I watched it, but it left me cringing for sure."

[3.0] "Not a good match, but better than the hardcore battle royal before it. It had structure, but was just kinda bland outside of Al Snows antics, which were marginally entertaining."

[1.0] "Whenever I think of this mania I try my best to not remember this absolute clusterfuck. Not good at all but atleast they beat up the cheese guy at the end"

[1.0] "I have no idea what was going on with this match as with the talent involved you just wouldn't expect it to be this bad, but it was a total disaster to watch and absolutely nothing clicks. There's one moment where Al Snow gets double teamed and Blackman just stands outside watching it just waiting to break up the pin. The in ring work is way below what you would expect, but what made this even worse was the dreadful comedy with the midget dressed in cheese chasing poor Trish! Head Cheese beat up midget cheese after the match to no reaction at all. So bad!"

[1.0] "This is probably one of the worst Wrestlemania matches I've ever seen and the crowd is so quiet its scary. I kinda just feel bad for the guys involved. this was a step below inadequate."

[2.0] "Head Cheese is funny because its slang for an STD hahahahaahahaha. TnA is funny too because it means tits and ass hahahaha. Even worse having to listen to Lawler drool over Trish all match"

[3.0] "My God, the crowd didn't care at all and JR's mic problems made the atmosphere even more silent. Two teams that nobody liked and apart from a few impressive spots the structure of the match was horrible, with all the guys constantly being in the ring at the same time."

[1.0] "WWE comedy just does not work, a very dumb match with some fine wrestling, and a very dead crowd. Could not care less."

[4.0] "Nothing particularly great here but not as awful, except for the cheese gimmick that sucked. A particularly forgettable tag match, the guys did perfectly fine stuff in the ring but no one cared, even JR's mic tuned out right from the start"

[5.0] "I admit, the guy dressed up as a cheese was a pain in the ass, but I don't understand all these negative notes. This match was pretty good I think, both teams were really into it and neither of them really had the advantage over the other except towards the end, even if I thought the audience wasn't really into it. I'm sure that if it wasn't for the guy dressed as a cheese, this match would have had a better score. [**1/2]"

[1.0] "A competent but dull tag match should be possible with wrestlers barely out of training. Somehow these four managed to have an utterly abysmal match that is almost remarkable. Blackman in particular looked lost nearly every time he was in there. No idea what went wrong here but I would absolutely listen to a podcast about. So bad JR went in on it two footed on commentary."

[3.0] "Snow brings out some Wal Mart Greeter in a cheese costume as a new gimmick for Blackman or some bullshit. JR's headset dies aw:( we got feedback. Test boots Snow in the mush and gets a two count. I bet Vince will fire JR for his headset breaking. Blackman comes in and gets run over by Albert. Snow and Blackman do some good double teaming. Test gets a hot tag and starts knocking down the opposing team. Blackman goes outside T and A double team Snow for a 2 count. Snow does an asai mooonsault onto Albert on the outside. Blackman sets up test across his knee and Snow does a sweet leg drop off the top rope. Everybody gets involved. Albert press slams Blackman and Test finishes it with an elbow drop off the top rope and gets the pi. Snow and Blackman beat up Cheesy after the match. Well, that was stupid."

[0.0] "It's hard to completely screw up a tag match as there's a basic formula to them, but they managed it here. The comedy failed, the wrestling failed, JR's mic even failed in sympathy."

[0.0] "When the most entertaining thing to happen during a match is JR mic going out at the start, having some problems down the line then you know you've just had a bad match. This was just soulless wrestling and no one in the crowd cared.DUD"

[2.0] "Blackman and Snow are an odd couple comedy tag team called Head Cheese and they are joined by a little person in a cheese suit. Blackman wants Snow to be serious, where Snow can't help himself from being goofy. The actual wrestling here wasn't terrible, but not one soul in the audience seems to care. This felt like it went on forever. After a decisive loss, Snow agrees to get serious and announces that it's time to cut the cheese before taking out their mascot. It seems that this entire match and angle solely existed to make a fart joke. A complete waste of everyone's time."

[4.0] "The crowd killed the match from the start. Snow got some pop on big moves (moves wish where really nice by the way), but other than that it's an incredible performance to be abble to make so many people not react at all. I don't understand why, because the wrestling wasn't good, but wasn't that bad."

[1.0] "The most entertaining thing to happen in this entire match was Jim Ross's microphone went out in the first 30 seconds. The crowd did not give a shit about this match whatsoever."

[3.0] "Nothing noteworthy especially for a WrestleMania. Easily could have been a main event on HEAT or given a spot at another PPV, didn't feel or seem like a Mania caliber type match and the actual match showcased that"

[0.0] "This match was fucking horrendous. It sucked in a very bad way. Too bad they had a match. The crowd didn't care for it. Neither did I. I was so bored by this match while JR was trashing it while it was going on, so you know it's pretty bad. . What a disaster. (-*1/2)"