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"What is the Steiner Math in your mind?"

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Worker(s):

Bron Breakker, Pat McAfee, Michael Cole

Date:

18.04.2025

Promotion:

World Wrestling Entertainment

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[Bron Breakker is at the WrestleMania 41 kickoff; the crowd are chanting "Dirty Dom"]

Bron Breakker: "Dirty Dominik Mysterio, the only strategy that he should have coming into Sunday is to run away."

Pat McAfee: "Now, with all that being said, Fatal 4-Way is not necessarily a favorable match for the champion. Your odds and statistics are only at 25% to win going in a Fatal 4-Way. Have you thought about that at all? [The crowd chants 'Steiner math!'] What is the Steiner Math in your mind?"

Bron Breakker: "They say that all men are created equal. [loud cheers] But if you look at this Fatal 4-Way match and the members that are in it, you will see that that statement is not true. See, normally I'd have a 25% chance of winning, but I'm a badass, and that statement is not true! See, Dominik Mysterio knows that he can't beat me, so he's not even gonna try, so I've got a 50% chance of winning right out of the gate. Then you add Penta to the equation. Now, Penta is an incredible superstar, but Penta is scared of me, he's scared of the Dog! So he's got a half, a 25% chance of winning at best. You add that to my already 50% chance of winning, I got a 62.5% chance of winning!"

Pat McAfee: "Yeah, you do, yeah, you do!

Bron Breakker: "Then you add Finn Balor to the equation. Now, Finn Balor's record at WrestleMania is 1 in 3, which means he's got a 33.3% chance of winning, he's got a 66.7% chance of losing. You add that to my already 62.5% chance of winning, I got a 129.2% chance of winning!"

Pat McAfee: "Yeah, makes sense. Hey, that adds up!"

Michael Cole: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion, The Unpredictable Badass, Bron Breaker!"

Pat McAfee: "The math adds up, brother. The math adds up."

Notes

Note: Bron Breakker is the nephew of Scott Steiner, who cut the famous "Steiner Math" promo in 2008 which Breakker adapted here.

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Valid votes: 13

Number of comments: 8

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Average rating in 2025: 4.69 [13]

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kacy noah wrote on 11.09.2025:

[6.0] "I mean, it's a kickoff promo. It's brief, kind of funny, and some nice fanservice. That's all it needs to be."

onionknight wrote on 26.07.2025:

[4.0] "I mean it's a nice homage to his uncle, but all he really did was do the same promo again? I would've liked some more creativity with it, but it's fine"

robbyplaha wrote on 22.07.2025:

[1.0] "Scott Stenier was the man when he cut his infamous TNA Promo. But this right here wasn't that good, and I like Bron Breakker a lot. But I thought this promo was very corny and didn't feel natural at all."

crs285 wrote on 21.07.2025:

[8.0] "It's not Steiner Math aka the world's greatest promo but I honestly loved this promo. Breakker has a good cadence and delivery although this might not be the type of promo he excels at. The crowd is absolutely loving the promo and the ways he found to decrease the odds of his competitors was perfect. Loved how he got to the 129.2%. Pat McAfee acting as Breakker's hype man was hilarious. Overall, a great promo, can't give it anything less than an 8 out of 10."

KangoKyobi wrote on 19.07.2025:

[8.0] "It's not that series lolol, I get that it doesn't do anything major for Breakker's character but it doesn't harm anything either. People especially in the moment generally loved it and it was fun to see happen"

Rassle Fan wrote on 18.07.2025:

[0.0] "Terrible, putrid dreck. It's bad enough Pat McAfee is out there adding nothing of value, but it's such a forced attempt to be cool. Nothing says cool like referencing a 17 year old meme. If Bron had been doing an interview in the back and made a quick reference that's one thing, but they put all the focus on this and it was embarrassing to watch."

Sky23 wrote on 18.07.2025:

[2.0] "Oh, fuck ALL THE WAY off. It's already insufferable enough that meme magic encouraged by the WWE corporate machine has reduced Scott Steiner to the "math guy", but do they have to rope his nephew into it too? Can't he just be really good on his own merits without ripping off an old bit from 2008 which was seen as a joke back then? No, because it's WWE. At least Bron delivers it well."

sarahlicity wrote on 18.07.2025:

[7.0] "It's not as good as his uncle's legendary promo, and it does have the whiff of WWE's promo-by-committee, but Bron is charismatic enough to make it work anyway. Good promo!"