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[3.0] "We're 6 matches into the series of matches for Syoko, and it's safe to say it's done the opposite of what it's supposed to have done. She isn't good, end of story."

[] "(2.0) Heart wants a zero, this was start to finish my most hated WWE Weekly TV Show since the Raw after Mania where Vince returned and, by the shows pacing, you could tell. Onto this show, now. I- man. Even the good wasn't great, leading with the best match of the night-Zane VS Hayes. I don't love the result but I at least appreciate that this is SOMETHING for Sami to do, I guess. Match itself wasn't a barnburner but it was well constructed with few noticeable restholds, and good graps throughout. I don't need Priest and Truth but I enjoy them all the same, and their match with Miz and Kit was as average and boring as you'd expect it to be, but it got silly for reasons we will soon touch on. Women's tag match was fine if not more of the same from competitors we all know are capable of extremely high highs. Aleister Black fought Matt Cardona, in other words the two most needless signings of the past year can at least, I dunno, fight eachother now. It wasn't great, Cardona has never been a favorite of mine but I know he is capable of more than we got here, especially against a hard-hitting spookyboi like Black. It was boring and the two seemed to lack cohesive chemistry. I do not like Uncle Howdy. I'm sorry. It hurts me too. Made Tama look like a fool in my opinion. Going up the card here on cagematch, I totally forgot about the Rhea-Michin matchup. So, truly unremarkable, truly forgettable. Like this show as a whole was. At least Hayes and Zayn DO have a discernable chemistry in the ring. Now for the Pat McAfee segment. I will withold from profanity. I am going to explode. I never, ever, thought I would live to see such WCW2000 level buffoonery in my time. Born in 2001, I was lucky to be spared from the truly appalling 'fingerpoke of doom' esque moments. I could previously name two contenders for such a moment within my life, AEW's brand-suicide of showing the Brawl Out footage was one. Vince returning was another. This, may take the cake. WWE, for all of its controversy, for every issue it has provoked, it has never presented itself, as an entity, as weak. Never. The WWE was a corporate monolith meant to steamroll many in its path, like it or not. This was the first time in my viewing life that they, themselves, shattered that illusion outright. This was a stupid, stupid idea, perpetuated by stupid people who claim to not watch the product they've invested countless dollars into. The corporate oversight heading into Mania turned into a boon for Cody 'finishing the story.' It was workable corparatism, and was seamlessly worked into a great story. It will take a miracle for this amount of leadheaded idiocy to be worked into a good story, with Mania so soon. This was truly one of the most embarassing displays of wrestling TV I've yet seen, with perhaps the worst segment of my entire viewing life. However, unlike that infamous Raw after Mania, this did have a thing I somewhat enjoyed on it, that being the Hayes-Zane match. I'm over the feud, I'm over Sami, but it was an admittable highpoint. I reserve my zeroes for truly unforgivable garbage, even Season 8 of Game of Thrones is a 2 to 3 for me based on the redeeming qualities of the visuals, sparse though they may be. This was like that, but if Theon Greyjoy started telling you the viewer that the show you spent eight seasons watching was stupid. Just, next level buffoonery here."

[8.0] "A sick match, Tatum Paxley is so criminally underrated, it's so insane she's just awesome to watch because how isn't she on the Main Roster? She would be such a valuable addition to the Women's Roster, especially on SmackDown. But Blake Monroe wanted her WWE NXT Women's North American Title back, I thought the chemistry in this match it was solid, the back-and-forth was fun, and there was a lot of close moments I thought Blake Monroe was going to win this atch, but in the end we got Tatum Paxley got the win, and retained her WWE NXT Women's North American Tityle very happy for her she deserve a proper reign."