Abdullah Kobayashi & Michael Weaver vs. Beastman & Mickie Knuckles

[5.0] "The start of the match was very lousy, but eventually it that didn't luckily last too long, so it ended up being fine."

[2.0] "Personally I found this match getting really boring really quickly, and then it just kept fucking going for what it felt like forever and it's not because this match was very trashy - I've seen plenty trashy matches that I found entertaining even in a guilty pleasure way, this one was just not fun imo."

[6.0] "You know what, I don't like the usual Mickie sexcapades but the beginning of this match was kinda entertaining to me for once. Kobayashi did the "I eat pussy" thing he did earlier in the year before biting her ass then sending her into some tubes. A Japanese crowd chanting "blowjob" was not on my bingo card to end 2025 off with. Weaver and Beastman have a fun showdown before this match completely spills out the ring. The match slowly breaks down and not in a good way. It just simply gets very boring. Eventually Beastman and Mickie hit dives. Beastman gets a "holy shit" chant from the usually resirved Japanese crowd. Beastman uses his bone on a lightube covered Weaver in a spot that I think looked way better then it had any right to be. Seconds later Kobayashi throws a stack of tubes Shlak style from outside the ring at Beastman. Double knees from Weaver onto Beastman was nuts. Highlight of the entire night comes when Beastman throws an entire box of lightubes at Weaver and all the lightubes go flying into the crowd. Fucking nuts. Shortly after the match ends. This was so close to being a 7/10 but abit to much downtime makes this a 6/10 imo. Nothing too special but was tons of fun imo"

[3.0] "Easily worst match of the show. Major "wearing out your welcome" potential. I was wrong about Mickie holding back as she starts by offering Kobayashi a blow job and he counters by fingering her? The hoss fight was awful. Beastman is atleast a cool gimmick. Weaver is just a fat guy. No surprise they brawl in the crowd for most of this match. The only interesting thing was Beastman basically throwing an entire box of tubes into the crowd, which is is wild to see but probably not something the BJW staff was thrilled eith. Oh and the chant off? Bad. The finish looked bad too."