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"If All Elite Wrestling is where the best wrestle, then why is this bitch sitting at the top?"

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Title:
"If All Elite Wrestling is where the best wrestle, then why is this bitch sitting at the top?"
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Date:
16.08.2025
Toni Storm: "Cincinatti sickos, lend me your ears! Athena! You are a history-making, record-breaking woman. But holy shit, you are annoying! Are you really that insecure that you must attack me that you see me and spend the rest of your time bullying a prepubescent teenager? And how many nicknames does a woman need? You are the Minion Overlord -- which isn't even the property of Warner Bros. --, you are the American Joshi -- which means neither country has accepted you --, and you are the Fallen Goddess, which means even the good Lord himself took one look at you and thought "holy shit, you ARE annoying!" But, if you are a goddess, I suppose I best pray. [she kneels, and does the corresponding motions] Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made. [the crowd laughs] Dear Fallen Goddess Athena, I pray that you will leave London on a budget airline with my arse-print on your face. [cheers] Chin up, tits out, and watch for the--"

[Athena runs in from the side and beats Toni down with the help of Billie Starkz]

Athena: "You wanna pray, Toni, huh? You wanna pray? You wanna pray, huh? Pray that I don't expose you for the fraud you are, Toni! Huh? Pray, that I don't tell these people how much of an idiot you are! [crowd boos] Oh, you don't like that, huh? You don't like that? Because without the greyscale, you idiots, and sexual innuendos, she would be nothing! And if All Elite Wrestling is where the best wrestle, then why is this bitch sitting at the top? [to Billie] Get her to the ring! Get her to the ring! [Billie does so] Yo, make her watch all this, and all of you people will bear witness to my greatness. I've said it once, I've said it twice, and I will say it again: Toni, your days are numbered! And all of these idiots will bear witness as I take AEW to new heights, I evolve this women's division, and I become the Forever AEW Women's World Champion! [crowd boos] Oh, shut up! It's time, once again, for Timeless to become Forever! Hit my spotlight, bitches!

[Athena poses like Toni in the spotlight, before Mina Shirakawa enters, providing a distraction to allow Toni to give Billie a suplex]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, guys, guys, we're adults, right? We're adults! We can have that conflict resolution crap, right? [panicked, as she sees Toni advance on her] Oh god, security!"

[Athena dives off the stage and into the arms of two security guards. Toni and Mina embrace and kiss on the stage as Athena and Billie look on in hatred from ringside]
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