"I'm a man who loves to play with boys"

Kurt Angle: "How appropriate? We're here in [Angle does air quotes with his hands.] 'mini'... And I have a return match with Rey Mysterio. [Crowd cheers] Pretty funny, huh? Get it? Rey Mysterio being mini. Y'know, short? Oh, come on people, that's funny! [Crowd says 'What?'] It's a heck of a lot more funny than me getting the stinkface last week! [Crowd cheers] Oh yeah, people were yucking it up that, they thought it was HILARIOUS! [Crowd cheering and saying 'What?'] Well, I'll tell ya what's not gonna be so funny, ['What?'] what I'm about to do to Rey Mysterio tonight. ['What?'] You people like Rey Mysterio, huh? ['What?'] That figures, ['What?'] Since most of you wouldn't benefit from wearing a mask, yourself. ['What?'] Oh yeah! You betcha. [Crowd says 'What?' and starts booing] And Chris Benoit, if I even see you laughing at me again... [Crowd chants 'You Suck'] Chris Benoit, if I even see you laugh at me again, [mild 'What?' from crowd] there's gonna be TWO holy unions, tonight! ['What?'] Billy and Chuck, ['What?'] your face and my fist! [Crowd says 'What?' and boos] And Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing! ['What?']

You're a boy ['What?'] in a mans world, ['What?'] and I'm a man who loves to play with boys! [Crowd says 'What?' and starts laughing] No, no, no, no, wait a minute! SHUT UP! Hold on. No, no, no, no! Shut up, hold on! HOLD ON A SECOND! [inaudibly says 'Shut up'] WHAT I MEANT TO SAY--LISTEN! [Crowd chants 'You Suck'] MYSTERIO! Rey Mysterio, what I meant to say... is you're a boy, and I'm a man. And tonight, I'm gonna love to manhandle you! [Crowd laughs] NO, WAIT A MINUTE! [Kurt walks back and forth and hits himself in the head] Hold on a second, HOLD ON! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! REY MYSTERIO! You remember this, pal! You're a boy... And I'm a man, when you and I get together here tonight, I'm gonna get on top of you, and--NO! [Kurt jumps up and down in anger while the crowd laughs] MYSTERIO, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT!" [Angle throws the mic to end the promo.]

- Credit: Thanks to inmate JediSaiyanMaster1203 for transcribing this promo.