[8.0] "After a couple of beers and after the YouTube binge starts getting into deep lucha cuts, here's a name I like to click on. Mr. Condor is an old nasty bastard. He looks like the woodshop teacher that makes dudes on the football team take Home Ec instead. He looks like that grandpa that lives on the other side of the country cause your grandma divorced him 50 years ago, but every time you see him you learn more about the nature of the trauma your dad unwittingly has passed on to you. He wrestles like it, too."