Ai Fujita, Candy Okutsu & Yuki Ishikawa vs. Alexander Otsuka, Mariko Yoshida & Yumi Fukawa

[2.0] "If you enjoy sexual assault presented as comedy gags, this is for you! Just to name a few, Ishikawa stares at Yumi's spread legs, gets eliminated via kisses, comes back in the ring after being eliminated to grope Yumi who screams while it happens, gets his dick grabbed by Candy, there's some dick stamping, teabagging and a bunch of low blows. This was so, so bad and it's a shame given how awesome it would've been to see the likes of Mariko and Yuki in a genuine match that wasn't just played off as "haha isn't sex funny" jokes the whole time. There's some good stuff here and there but it's all to pad out the gross stuff - *"