[7.0] "Well that was absolutely wild, wasn't it? I went into this match completely cold, basically knowing nothing, and I certainly didn't expect the Anarchy in the Arena/New Jack in ECW music playing the entire time gimmick, but honestly, it was pretty fun. Just a lot of crazy car crash action, tons of wild team up moves, brawling in the crowd, high spots. It was hard, perhaps due to me coming in so blind to everyone and everything here, to get too terribly invested so I'm not sure how high of a rating I can personally give it, but if all you want is balls to the walls insane action from nine Japanese beefcakes, well, you can absolutely do worse."
[9.0] "a very fun and entertaining match with non stop action. music playing in background created an amazing atmosphere and really elevated the match. ****1/4"
[8.0] "Mad fun. Here are nine buff dudes doing cool moves and fun team interactions on rapid speed with random music playing in the background. It's ain't no Toryumon-level of 3-way trios matches, but still was entertaining from top to bottom. BULK Orchestra continuing to be one of the most enjoyable things in wrestling today. ****1/4"