Super Mario vs. The Canadian Bad Boy

[1.0] "This is about as bad as you'd expect. The Italian guy named "Super Mario" is shaped like a supersized human bowling ball or a living wrecking ball, probably the most spherical human I've ever seen. Unsurprisingly he can't do a whole lot but still more than I initially expected at least. Bad Boy mostly paces around trying to avoid the living Italian wrecking ball chase after him. There's some weird spot with the ref where he keeps dropping down in the corner as if one of these guys will channel their inner Hardy Boyz and use his back to as a jump pad. Not a good match but I recommend watching the spectacle that is this Super Mario guy, who I might add seemingly isn't a complete Super Mario Bros. costume gimmick wrestler at least in this match as his outfit is all wrong"