1 | 04.09.2018 | Mizzle Assault Ant | 7.0 | Solid in terms of wrestling, with the Beverlys being the best with High Energy behind them, but also some of the best commentary I've ever heard! BH: I can? t believe that Bret Hart and British Bulldog are brother-in-laws! GM: No they aren? t! BH: Okerlund said Bulldog was married to Bret Hart? s sister! GM: That? s correct! BH: So they? re brother-in-laws! GM: That? s incorrect! BH: I give up, who? s on first? GM: They are in fact brother[U]s[/U]-in-law! BH: That? s what I just said! BH: I still don? t understand the relationship between Hart and the Bulldog. GM: It? s very simple, haven? t you ever heard ? Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son? BH: What? Your father did what? GM: Oh, forget it. BH: That makes you Bret Hart? s uncle, right? GM: This is a unique situation, the 13 offspring of the Hart Family don? t know quite who to cheer for! BH: But do they understand how they? re related to each other? GM: Yes! GM: Do you even know who your own father is at this point, Brain? BH: Koko B Ware? s plumber? s uncle, I don? t know anymore! BH: I found something out about the Repo Man recently. He? s related to no one. BH: So this guy Owen Hart, is he a brother-in-law too? GM: Don? t start. BH: Don? t YOU start! GM: Don? t you DARE start! BH: Even at the height of the Heenan Family, we never had this kind of trouble. GM: You were an only child, after you they said that? s it, we don? t want any more! BH: How can Owen and Koko fly around wearing those pants? GM: Why are you so preoccupied with their pants? |