"I am here to inform you of a humongous, diabolical conspiracy"

Chris Jericho: "First of all, as far as the propaganda that you just saw: I apologize. That will never ever EVER happen again. Thank you. Second of all, I am here to inform you of a humongous, diabolical conspiracy so large it's in comparison with the 1918 Chicago Black Sox, with the Roswell incident and with the assassination of JFK himself. A conspiracy that is so large it has robbed me of my most prized possession: the Cruiserweight Championship. A conspiracy perpetrated by the steak-oil salesmen who call themselves the WCW office and every single wrestler in the WCW locker room. So what I would like to do is have Mr. James J. Dillon, the president of WCW, come out here and face me right now. So Dillon, get out here! Hey Dillon, wallow on down here and face me, right now. Come on, you twisted old fruit, get out here and listen to me!

Alright, Double J: Here's what I'm gonna tell ya: Since you won't come out and face me, since you're hiding in the backroom, quivering in your boots, I'm gonna give you the evidence: Right here in my hands I have a list of the 15 competitors of the Cruiserweight Battle Royal at Slamboree. But on this list, I see no Dean Malenko. There's no Dean Malenko. Show me Dean Malenko! So Malenko, since you weren't on that list, I guess I never could have lost that match to you. Which makes me think that maybe this Battle Royal was a fix. Maybe the fix is in. Well Dillon, if you're not gonna come out here and face me I'm not gonna stop haunting you. I'm not gonna stop follow you until you face me and give each and every person in this arena, every Jerichoholic here and across of the United States and worldwide what they really want: Which is to reinstate me as Cruiserweight Champion, Dillon. And I will never ever stop chasing you until you give the people what they want and give me my belt back!"